FBI.Informant Posted March 7, 2009 Report Share Posted March 7, 2009 Gudri dirst nav malku cirst .. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Epix Posted March 7, 2009 Report Share Posted March 7, 2009 jo garaaks kaats, jo lielaaks cirvis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FBI.Informant Posted March 7, 2009 Report Share Posted March 7, 2009 Neskati vīru pēc cepures? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amnezija Posted March 7, 2009 Report Share Posted March 7, 2009 Tradicionāls: Nesaki ko man darīt, un es neteikšu kur tev iet. Īpaši efektīvs: Manam penim ir vakance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suppastar Posted March 7, 2009 Report Share Posted March 7, 2009 Neplēs džemperi, knāb sūdā. LAVRx es esu no līvaniem tu RTK mācies ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el_Moerto Posted March 7, 2009 Report Share Posted March 7, 2009 Kāpēc atlikt uz rītu to ko var nedarīt vispār Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LAVRx Posted March 7, 2009 Report Share Posted March 7, 2009 (edited) taatad es svu vieniigo rupjo teicnu esmu idzeesis, bet piekriitiet, ka liivaanu chalja bazars ir ubojnijs! Taaa ir patiesiiba! Nemaacos es RTK! Edited March 7, 2009 by LAVRx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sokraac Posted March 8, 2009 Report Share Posted March 8, 2009 "gribi vakardienas zupu? Pienāc rīt." "muti kabatā!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nelietis Posted March 8, 2009 Report Share Posted March 8, 2009 (edited) Piecirst mūli - piedzerties Galīgā tepiķī - piedzēries ( Jou tu, mellene mazā - čigānu izteiciens Ko tēlo jēlo - ... Viņiem čiekurus otrādi dir*ā sabāzt - šo mana vecmāmiņa reiz teica par Saeimas deputātiem Akneliņu pastetiņa - atkal omes zelta fonds Trāpīsi man, trāpīsi morgā - draudi Padod padzerties, mute izkaltusi kā vālodzes pakaļa - teicamais pēc dzeršanas nākamajā rītā Es tevi no čībām izsitīšu - draudi Pekas pret sauli, pupi taisni - beigts Tāds lauznis - domāts uz ne pārāk attapīgu Čo lupiš - ko lūri? Kur tu esi? Esmu pālī - galīgā tepiķī esoša cilvēka atbilde uz jautājumu Edited March 8, 2009 by nelietis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
borejka Posted March 8, 2009 Report Share Posted March 8, 2009 Apdomājies, izskaiti līdz 10, atsit galvu pret podu un ej spēlēt pubā. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeteCtiV Posted March 8, 2009 Report Share Posted March 8, 2009 Aizver muti, kad ar mani runā. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmares^^ Posted March 8, 2009 Report Share Posted March 8, 2009 Nu grūti atcerēties tā uzreiz, bet ir dažas pērlītes Man tādas spalvainas aizdomas... Ko žāvājies, es jau plombes izskaitīju. Bikses nost, un pa tām ausīm. Panna verās. Sviests... Nāk Ziemassvētki, laiks mazgāt apenes un nomazgāties pašam... Kas citām kurmi durs, ja ne pats... Paskat, tā mazā, tur... Mans kalibrs ^^ Jopcik kas par fanāriem (brilles or ciči ^^) Tu no Zilupes? (ja kaut ko palaidis garām) Izmazgā seju!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seen Posted March 8, 2009 Report Share Posted March 8, 2009 (edited) Party hard!!! Slayeeeeeeeeeeeer!!!!!!!!!!! http://rathergood.com/slayer taka shitas chalis breec vot TIESHI TAA... d-d-d-d-deam... kad paiet garam kada sexiga čiksa ar certamu dupsiti atskatoties atpakalj un protams lai čiksite dzird! buhaem?! edit: http://rathergood.com/demon Edited March 8, 2009 by Seen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FBI.Informant Posted March 8, 2009 Report Share Posted March 8, 2009 (edited) I am sīrius .. Nosing spešel .. Saspiedīsimies ciešāk ar mugurām , kā to dara pingvīni. Edited March 8, 2009 by ekopuika Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jukka Posted March 8, 2009 Report Share Posted March 8, 2009 (edited) tev smird seja. nocirtīšu seju. (salauzīšu seju) pienāc aizvakar. salauzīšu elkoni. interesantāk būtu skatīties kā žust krāsa. izpis akmeni Edited March 8, 2009 by jukka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lipucis Posted March 8, 2009 Report Share Posted March 8, 2009 Dažas pērles no fizikas skolotāja. Tik mazs un jau krievs. Salvējiet savu stūlbumu. Vella pēdu atstāj saulītē. Ej pasēdi uz cauruma. Biezputru ēd no malas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Domino Posted March 9, 2009 Report Share Posted March 9, 2009 par reperiem ''nespried viru pec biksem, bet gan kas tajaas'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoLLow_LiFe Posted March 9, 2009 Report Share Posted March 9, 2009 neitrāli sejas vaibsti - parasta seja nav sejas - totāli aizlieta seja Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
svežaks ? Posted March 9, 2009 Report Share Posted March 9, 2009 (edited) eh - žoklis uz priekšu acis saviebtas Edited March 9, 2009 by svežaks ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rusty Posted March 9, 2009 Report Share Posted March 9, 2009 parasti, kad ievērtē kādu meiteni: she gave me a semi woody Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathangel00 Posted March 9, 2009 Report Share Posted March 9, 2009 Ja kāds kaut ko uzdi*š - nespried citus pēc sevis. Ja uzkāp kādam uz kājas - bļ* atkal sūdā iekāpu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raprock Posted March 9, 2009 Report Share Posted March 9, 2009 Ar muti Rīgā, ar darbiem aizkrāsnē Nemiiz galvenais Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidijs Posted March 10, 2009 Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 pārfrāzēšu kaut ko, ko pa ausu galam biju dzirdējis no vudija allena. "jūs domājat, ka sievietēm ir viegla dzīve? bļin, es nezinu, ko es darītu, ja mans loceklis reizi mēnesī špļautu asinis." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kefiirs666 Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 Sukāns, krāns, mīzals, cīsiņš... * Knāb sūdā * Sķil dirst * Kraties ar savu mTz * Iesim ar K-2 tupeļmotoru * Izšaut riekstus * Sist ķepā * Kriša naehala Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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