macho Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 Tātad, piedāvāju jums "A quick guide to "koļīšana" by Dr. Pain". Teksti, kas tika praktiski pielietoti (protams, ar lieliskiem rezultātiem) un kurus vajadzētu mācēt jebkuram sevis cienošam donžuānam. Labi, sāksim. Situācija sekojoša - sēž divas meitenes Ieva un Ilze un Pains sāk ar viņām runāties... 1. Gribi, parādīšu pimpi? 2. Vai kādai no jums gadījumā nejauši nav vagīna? 3. *spļāviens ugunskurā* Redzi? Es tāpat varu izdarīt ar tevi. 4. "Es domāju, ka mēs esam draugi". Ieva sāk paskaidrot kā tad īsti ir. "Tu pārāk daudz runā". 5. *cerīgs skatiens uz abām pusēm* "Iesim visi trīs dejot?" Ieva: "Mēs par to padomāsim". "Ai, kaut ko dirš!" 6. Jūs varbūt esat stulbas kuces, bet jūs esat foršas stulbas kuces. 7. *Piesēžas blakus Ilzei pēc tam kad ir kādu 1h ar viņām runājis* Es atvainojos, mēs neesam kaut kur tikušies? Beigās noder atcerēties, citēju "Siltā vietiņa starp kājām vienmēr ir svarīga" Lai jums veicas turpmāk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samuray Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 peinam takš ir talants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mahmeds Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 Visas biach uzreiz ir Tavas, ja pielieto visas shis frazes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eM` Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 Jaizmegina. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vecteetinjsh Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 100 procenti, ka tā visas dabosi! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rusty Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 peins pa jāņiem to sarunāja? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoLLow_LiFe Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 cereeju uz tieshaam pamaaciibaam, kuras man vareetu tagad nodereet... paldies pein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pain Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 veelos tikai piemineet, ka pirmajaa punkaa runa klaajaas par manu aktiermaakslu - es taisiijos atteelot viiriesha dzimumorgaanu peec labaakajaam viirieshu dzimumorgaanu atteeloshanas tradiicijaam p.s. tikai es aizmirsu vinjaam to pateikt - taapeec varbuut vinjas mani mazliet paarprata p.p.s. PAREIZI? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dyversant Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 ka teiktu ostins pauerss parmetot krustu - Brilles , pauti, maks un pulkstens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thydevil Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 gg Pain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vintage Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 Šitas iedarbojas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucher Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 1. un 2. labakie, vienigi otro forshak prasiit kad vairakas vienai nebutu tik labi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeChuck Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 Nestrādā Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillip J. Fry Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 Hehehe ^^ Tiesham jabut talantiigam ^^ Beeet nestrada ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bencik Posted June 27, 2007 Report Share Posted June 27, 2007 Istenibaa ir meitenes, kam tas patiktu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scad^^, Posted June 27, 2007 Report Share Posted June 27, 2007 var iereekt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krish Posted June 28, 2007 Report Share Posted June 28, 2007 labprāt redzētu pamācību dzīvajā! pain, varbūt tu varētu atvērt savu skolu ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orc Posted June 28, 2007 Report Share Posted June 28, 2007 bencik tieshi taa, ir meitenes kam tas patiktu, es savai draudzenei otrajaa randinjaa, pateicu aciis ka gribu vinju izdraazt un to mees arii izdarijaam, vinja par manu atklaatiibu bija sajuusmaa. btw teksti par kuriem esmu dabujis pljaukas : "Palaid zem galda , es tev uztaisiishu taadu oraalo ka gaudoski kaa vilks meenesniicaa" Meitenei ar ljoti lielaam kruutiim : "Es domaaju ka mees esam radiiti viens otram, jo man ir laktozes truukums organismaa" Lai atshuutu meiteni : " Tu smirdi peec slapja bebra" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zorg`s Posted June 28, 2007 Report Share Posted June 28, 2007 (edited) 6. Jūs varbūt esat stulbas kuces, bet jūs esat foršas stulbas kuces. 7. *Piesēžas blakus Ilzei pēc tam kad ir kādu 1h ar viņām runājis* Es atvainojos, mēs neesam kaut kur tikušies? Sitie labi, par 7. gan parecu btw teksti par kuriem esmu dabujis pljaukas : "Palaid zem galda , es tev uztaisiishu taadu oraalo ka gaudoski kaa vilks meenesniicaa" Meitenei ar ljoti lielaam kruutiim : "Es domaaju ka mees esam radiiti viens otram, jo man ir laktozes truukums organismaa" Lai atshuutu meiteni : " Tu smirdi peec slapja bebra" Blin nu ka var pateikt sita meitenei ar loti lielam krutim? Edited June 28, 2007 by Zorg`s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feik Posted June 28, 2007 Report Share Posted June 28, 2007 pateicu aciis ka gribu vinju izdraazt un to mees arii izdarijaam, vinja par manu atklaatiibu bija sajuusmaa. btw teksti par kuriem esmu dabujis pljaukas : "Palaid zem galda , es tev uztaisiishu taadu oraalo ka gaudoski kaa vilks meenesniicaa" Meitenei ar ljoti lielaam kruutiim : "Es domaaju ka mees esam radiiti viens otram, jo man ir laktozes truukums organismaa" Lai atshuutu meiteni : " Tu smirdi peec slapja bebra" Juus izdraazaat tavu draudzeni? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orc Posted June 28, 2007 Report Share Posted June 28, 2007 (edited) neee feik mana meitene ar ir cilveeks un kopaaa MEES AR DRAUDZENI to darijaam. saproti mees = es + draudzene Edited June 28, 2007 by Orc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feik Posted June 28, 2007 Report Share Posted June 28, 2007 saproti mees = es + draudzene Tad taa arii saki - Pateicu draudzenei, ka gribu vinju nokniebt, un mees abi kopaa nokniebaamies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babaac Posted June 28, 2007 Report Share Posted June 28, 2007 Drāzt, nevis kniebt! ^^ Peinam cepums, it sevišķi par pirmo punktu! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pain Posted June 28, 2007 Report Share Posted June 28, 2007 ko par paaris alinjiem neizdariisi!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slc Posted June 28, 2007 Report Share Posted June 28, 2007 nu, ja man meitene otrajaa randinjaa pateiktu, ka vinjai patiik mana atklaatiiba, ka es gribu vinju izdraazt un to gribeetu dariit, man kaut kaa galiigi neko vairaak ar vinju negribeetos peec taas reizes... ja nu vieniigi kaadreiz atkal paprasiit, "driikst tevi izdraazt?" pie tam, kaada tur atklaatiiba vajadziiba! vai tad tas taapat nav zinaams, ka aizejot uz randinju ar meiteni, viirietis automaatiski gribi ar vinju paarguleet? btw, guide jau normaals! ja to pasniedz iistajaa briidii un labaa tonii, kad veel visi normaali iereibushi, tad tas vareetu buut arii labs pamudinaajums :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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