macho Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 Stop having boring tuna! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raprock Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 (edited) Un beidziet vienreiz mācīties kā es! Vienreiz gadā!!! Pie tam pēc pāris izdzertiem Džoniem! Tas nekam neder Edited May 19, 2009 by raprock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkaM^ Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 You gonna love my NUTS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legenden Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of wheat on the road. The farmer that lived nearby came to investigate. "Hey, Willis," he called out, "forget your troubles for a while and come and have dinner with us. Then I'll help you overturn the wagon." "That's very nice of you," Willis answered, "but I don't think Dad would like me to." "Aw, come on, son!" the farmer insisted. "Well, OK," the boy finally agreed, "but Dad won't like it." After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked the host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know Dad's going to be real upset." "Don't be silly!" said the neighbor. "By the way, where is he?" "Under the wagon," replied Willis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HyperBoy Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 nabaga tētis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugo Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 Vecmāmiņa ar mazdēlu sajauca tabletes. Mazdēls aizmiga pie ieejas klubā, bet omīte noadīja 15 metrus garu zeķi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GooD`MeN Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 (edited) "Eu" dzīvo mežā...Tu tikai nerājies... Edited May 20, 2009 by GooD`MeN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mader Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 Divi zilie ņēmušies. Viens otram dibenā ielaidis kaut kādu dzīvnieciņu, it kā peli. Tā iesprūdusi. Tād nu šis mēģinājis ar šķiltavu izgaismot otram dibenu, lai saprastu kā to peli laukā dabūt. Tam sprucis vaļā pirdiens un "izplūdes gāzes" ierāvušas liesmu iekšā. Noticis sprādziens kā rezultātā pele izlidojusi laukā un salauzusi lūkotājam degunu, un atstiepusi kājas. Bet otram resnās zarnas apdegums.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m3rsy Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 Zaķītis iet pa mežu, ierauga degošu traktoru, iekāpj iekšā un sadeg! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sokraac Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 Kapēc Krievijā nenotiek F-1? Tapēc, ka pa 5 sekundēm var ne tikai noskrūvēt riepas, bet arī pārdot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*jancis38* Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 Iet Jānītis gar Gaujas krastu un skatās, ka kāds jaunietis ar plaukstu smeļ ūdeni no Gaujas un dzer... Jānītis: Ko Jūs darāt, tas ūdens taču ir netīrs! Jaunietis: "Što ti skazal?" Jānītis: Es saku - ar abām rokām smel, ar abām rokām! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test2 Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 Stop having boring life! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macho Posted May 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 Add this tuna! put it like this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sulik Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 The skin comes right off, the skin comes right off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkaM^ Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 POPS open like butterfly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macho Posted May 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 it's easy, just one hand and chop, chop, chop, chop, chop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddy Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 4,5 seconds it's done...4,5 seconds it's done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*jancis38* Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 (edited) It's easy! You just got, one hand, and CHOP, CHOP, CHOP, CHOP, CHOP, CHOP! haha. EDIT: Ai, jau ierakstīja to. EDIT #2: YOU GONNA LOVE MY NUTS! Edited May 21, 2009 by *jancis38* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Outlawz Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 (edited) old edits: un lai jūs cinči neteiktu "hes a mood killah" - Edited May 21, 2009 by Outlawz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LAVRx Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 why don't you go out and play Hide And Fuck Yourself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traffic Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 Kas notiek? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macho Posted May 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 hi it's vince with slap chop you're gonna be in a great mood all day slapping your troubles away with slap chop slapping your troubles away with slap chop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vbyuer Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 If I can do it with one finger, you guys can do it with your whole hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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