0xDEAD BEEF Posted January 24, 2009 Report Share Posted January 24, 2009 Ensle: I see you guys are playing Monopoly. Monopoly is a stupid game. [produces fart] Those who play it are stupid. - "Do you know the game?" Ensle: Yes. - "What is stupid about it?" Ensle: It is wrong. - "What is wrong?" Ensle: The rules. - "Do you know the rules?" Ensle: Yes, I'll tell you about the rules: they are stupid. - "No, wait, they are not stupid if you really understand them." Ensle: Sure they are. - "Wait, I will try to carefully explain the rules. Let's start with rule 1: throw 2 dice..." Ensle: Rule 1 is wrong. [produces fart and looks other way] - "What can be wrong about throwing 2 dice?" Ensle: Suppose you throw them away, then you can't play. So it's a stupid game. And you are stupid too. - "But you shouldn't throw the dice away. You should throw them on the table and look at the numbers." Ensle: That is ridiculous. - "What is ridiculous about it?" Ensle: The dice can fall on the floor and the dog can eat them. - "Then imagine you don't have a dog." Ensle: I cannot imagine that, since I do have a dog. - "Then imagine that your wife has taken the dog out." Ensle: I cannot imagine that, since my wife has left me. - "Then imagine the dog to be sleeping." Ensle: That is stupid. He'll wake up when the dice hit him. Then he will eat them. I told you it's a stupid game. - "Imagine the dog is sleeping in another room." Ensle: The dice can roll all the way to the other room. - "Imagine the room is upstairs." Ensle: Hmmm, ah yes, okay, I can imagine that. But keep it short. - "So, where were we... rule 1 was: throw the dice..." Ensle: That is ridiculous. - "Why is that ridiculous?" Ensle: Suppose you throw the dice and they jump up and hit your eyes, then you can go blind and you have to stop playing. You see, I told you Monopoly is a stupid game. [produces fart and looks other way] Those who play it, are stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaza4ok Posted January 24, 2009 Report Share Posted January 24, 2009 Tāda loģika :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiSKS Posted January 24, 2009 Report Share Posted January 24, 2009 nav turpinaajums? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taureniitis Posted January 24, 2009 Report Share Posted January 24, 2009 Divu klaunu sarunas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
k34ups Posted January 25, 2009 Report Share Posted January 25, 2009 nja idiotus parliecināt nevar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muhamed Alli Posted January 25, 2009 Report Share Posted January 25, 2009 ak mans dievs pa gridu kops man ir suns es nevaru iedomaties kad nav tad iedomajies kad tava sieva suni izvedusi pastaiga es nevaru iedomaties kops vina mani pameta ahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GooD`MeN Posted January 25, 2009 Report Share Posted January 25, 2009 Man komaa laikam tas viss 2x smiekligaak likaas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mullter^ Posted January 25, 2009 Report Share Posted January 25, 2009 labs loģiski gan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexx92 Posted January 25, 2009 Report Share Posted January 25, 2009 "Ensle: Suppose you throw the dice and they jump up and hit your eyes, then you can go blind and you have to stop playing." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoubleT Posted January 25, 2009 Report Share Posted January 25, 2009 dzelzs loģika ;DDD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rawen Posted January 25, 2009 Report Share Posted January 25, 2009 Kas tas par šitu? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eziic Posted January 25, 2009 Report Share Posted January 25, 2009 Baigi gribētu redzēt šī brīnuma turpinājumu, ja tāds kaut kur ir pieejams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macho Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 beigas gaidīju labākas, pie tam, šis tiešām būtu ko vērts, ja būtu turpinājums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bind w kill Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 Nu diezgan smieklīgi, bet nu tiešām muļķi pārliecināt nav diezgo viegli. Mošk beef vari atrast arī turpinājumu? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
`MaX` Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 Es ar gaidīju beigās turpinājumu, bet viss ko sagaidīju ir bīfa pļūtošais čalis sigā! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoLLow_LiFe Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 nu tak! tādas sarunas mani izvestu no pacietības, ka es jums saku. + beefy feins paraksts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaamis Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 tas arī ir tas nobeigums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fruktainais Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 Diezgan normāls atradums! Tagad es visiem tiem, kuri spēlē monopolu teikšu to pašu.Tik ilgi, kamēr viņiem apniks manī klausīties un viņi pārtrauks spēlēt spēli!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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