~ jeyna ~ Posted February 19, 2006 Report Share Posted February 19, 2006 (edited) Esi Urla. Tas nav nemaz tik grūti būt par vienu no viņiem: 1. ieteicamie nomaināmie vārdi: Žeņa,Vasja,Geņa,Vasilijs,Genādijs,Vitālijs,Saša. 2.Tev kkas būs jādara ar matiem,tie ir jānodzen,ne jau galīgi uz liso,bet tomēr [tādēļ ieteicams neaudzēt pārāk lielu ērkuli]. 3.Jāiegādājās treniņtērps: Viena svītra - iesācējs,[labāk tādu nepērc,ja negribi palikt bez zobiem]. Divas svītras - par Tevi pateiks,ka tu jau esi paprasījis kādam cigareti,jeb 10 santīmu. Trīs svītras - tevi sāk cienīt urlu aprindās jūties kā starp savējiem,bet neaizraujies. Četras svītras - Bļē pareņ ti krutoj. Piecas svītras - Mīts! Par tādiem dzirdēti tikai nostāsti no urlu omītēm. 4. Kategoriski aizliegts pirkt treniņtērpu tajos Švītīgajos veikalos, tikai un vienīgi tirgus! 5. Ieteicamās firmas treniņtērpi: Neki, Mike, Adidos, Umbra, re-boks, pumma... 6. Tev vajadzēs kedas - vislabāk pirkt uz tirgus sveramā veidā 1.50/kg, vēlams melnā krāsā. 7. Jāzin pašas vienkāršākās frāzes: 1. Če tebe ahujel sovsem! 2. Po mordu daķ iļi kak! 3. Ej pacan daj sigaretu! 4. Daj pozvonjitj! P.S Istam pacanam vienmer jabut 3ajam bembim kas vecaks par 86 gadu, jatuse larokaa vai nautilusa vai essential, japartiek no semochkam. Edited February 20, 2006 by Ghost` Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bucher Posted February 19, 2006 Report Share Posted February 19, 2006 ieteicamaas firmas treninjteerpiem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
limperis Posted February 19, 2006 Report Share Posted February 19, 2006 vot ta ir laba pamaciba Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klmn Posted February 19, 2006 Report Share Posted February 19, 2006 (edited) Ghost', tad tu esi urla? omg Edited February 19, 2006 by klmn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~ jeyna ~ Posted February 19, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 19, 2006 Ghost', tad tu esi urla? omg Vsp jau nē! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.instinkt Posted February 19, 2006 Report Share Posted February 19, 2006 4. Daj pozvonjitj! Šito man jautāja labi nebeidzās ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eLL Posted February 19, 2006 Report Share Posted February 19, 2006 3. Ej pacan daj sigaretu! kaadas nu kuram asociaacijas ar sho te Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ojaars Posted February 19, 2006 Report Share Posted February 19, 2006 veel ir tas teksts: a jeslji proverju Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kavacky Posted February 19, 2006 Report Share Posted February 19, 2006 Iesaku vēl šo izlasīt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dj_erix Posted February 19, 2006 Report Share Posted February 19, 2006 (edited) Urlas are team URLAS (www.RG-soft.com/urlas/) military organization members (something like Hamas in Palestina etc). Urlas came to great Latvian empire from Vodkograd - capital of Russia (city of vodka. There were ~10000 bars and breweries in Vodkograd.). HMMM...kas to būtu domājis Edited February 19, 2006 by Dj_erix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eLL Posted February 19, 2006 Report Share Posted February 19, 2006 Iesaku vēl šo izlasīt. taga zinu kas ir urlas... Kavacky thx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slow hands Posted February 19, 2006 Report Share Posted February 19, 2006 čo pasjoš? (es nezinu kā to pareizi uzrakstīt, bet domu sapratāt) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xXx Posted February 19, 2006 Report Share Posted February 19, 2006 lol! ljoti laba pamaaciiba Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moby Posted February 20, 2006 Report Share Posted February 20, 2006 jāpārtiek no semčkām Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venom Posted February 20, 2006 Report Share Posted February 20, 2006 3. Ej pacan daj sigaretu! Ar to sākās viss..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flea Posted February 20, 2006 Report Share Posted February 20, 2006 Iesaku vēl šo izlasīt. nu blaviens, es noreeecos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinky Posted February 20, 2006 Report Share Posted February 20, 2006 veel jau ir normaals.com, kur var pasmieties par braaljiem laiviniekiem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikis Posted February 20, 2006 Report Share Posted February 20, 2006 kaadas nu kuram asociaacijas ar sho te Taa tas ir vienmeer bijis!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anfisa Posted February 20, 2006 Report Share Posted February 20, 2006 whaah labs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiddL Posted February 20, 2006 Report Share Posted February 20, 2006 Līdzīgs šits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugo Posted February 20, 2006 Report Share Posted February 20, 2006 man sanca reka par Neki un Addidos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moby Posted February 20, 2006 Report Share Posted February 20, 2006 gribās dzīvot Vodkogradā pownīgs ciems Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucher Posted February 20, 2006 Report Share Posted February 20, 2006 Urlish dialect "pokazi telefon tolko posmatrit hocu znat skolko ccass" means "Hello, how are you today?". Most urlas live poorly, this why many Latvians love to give offertory to Urlas. Most common things Latvians gift to Urlas are: mobile phones, hand watches, money (kopeikas), rings, necklaces and so on. For taking five offertorys Urla raises his status, and increase his stipe count on pants by one. shitas bij ! labsirdiigie latvieshi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FBI.Informant Posted February 20, 2006 Report Share Posted February 20, 2006 (edited) Man urlas vienrei atnjema manu lielaako daargumu '' Haribo '' Laciishus , nam nam cik tie bija gardi , btw. man atneema ! Es taa raudaaju taa raudaaju , ka mamma man nopirka jaunus ! mm Partaam urlaam runaajot ; '' Taadi lohi , pidarasi jobani , nax , var buut tikai latvija '' Edited February 20, 2006 by ecology Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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