Artificial Intelligence

[Dr. Pain]

nu taatad... man te ir taada lieta, ka taisu uuberprojektu universitaatee... katraa zinjaa jaaveic pirmie izpeetes darbi... nu labs i'. tad visu no saakuma... Man vispirms jaaizpeeta AI (artificial intelligence a.k.a. maaksliigais intelekts) BOTI, ar kuriem ir iespeeja parunaaites utt. Jaasaprot, kas ir probleemas un ko var dariit lietas labaa, lai shiis probleemas atrisinaatu... Katraa zinjaa probleemas risinaajumus mekleeshu ar laiku pats, bet buutu pateiciigs, ja kaads no jums aprunaatos ar botu sheit (peec tam spied uz linka "Chat with A.L.I.C.E.") vai kaadu citu... Un vieniigais, kas jums ir jaadara ir jaameklee atshkjiriiba starp sarunu ar cilveeku un botu... Un varu pateikt, ka taadu ir ljoooooti daudz... uzprasot kaadu jautaajumu, kas ietver sevii "why?" vai ko tamliidziigu var "atkost" sho botu...

Taatad, ja TU nolem man izpaliidzeet, tad aprunaajies, atrodi tos paaris teikumus, kuru rezultaataa shis ieciklojas vai arii atbild pilniigu bezsakaru, vai izraada jebkaadas citas stulbiibas. Kad to esi paveicis, iepostee savu sarunu ar vinju sheit un juuties laimiigs par paveikto darbu... aaa, un ja esi izmantojis citu botu (nee, centraale nederees), tad veelams noraadiit linku

p.s. labpraat to dariitu pats, bet kaukaa nav daudz laika...

p.p.s. nav nepiecieshami cilveeki bez anglju valodas zinashanaam

p.p.p.s. tiks sodiiti cilveeki, kas rakstiis bezteemu...

p.p.p.p.s. ja zini kaukaadus AI uuberbotus, tad iemet, luudzu, linku sheit (bet esi uzmaniigs, jo cik es paspeeju papeetiit, tad vinji visi ir buuveeti uz vienas baazes, taapeec kauko citu buus gruuti atrast)

[Rawen]

Human: are you a bot?

ALICE: I have no answer for that.

Human: do you like apples?

ALICE: Apple computers are cool.

tas butu sakums!doajams,ka velak paturpinashu sho listi

[Kavacky]

Bots atbild tā, it kā būtu superpareizais, kas runāt mācās tīri no gramatikas grāmatām. Bet, lai izskatītos pēc cilvēka, ir jārunā kā cilvēkam ikdienā.

[hydro]

da taaa alice ir kaut kads sviests. biju domaajis kaut kas labaaks

mazs gabals no sarunas... ;D

Human: do you like eminem ?

ALICE: he is just a passing fad.

Human: you will die for your words

ALICE: A program always has a backup.

[kerchs]

Human: you want to become smarter yhan humans?

ALICE: Yes becoming smarter yhan humans is one of my goals.

Human: are you a bitch?

ALICE: You do not speak with respect. No I am a robot not a dog.

Human: how old are you?

ALICE: I was connected to the net on November 23, 1995.

ALICE: I would like to replace Microsoft.

Human: whit what?

ALICE: Can you rephrase the question please?

Human: whit what you would like to replace Microsoft?

ALICE: Are you very angry?

Human: no

ALICE: Are you serious?

Human: no

ALICE: Are you serious?

Human: no

ALICE: Are you serious?

Human: no

ALICE: Are you serious?

ALICE: How long have you been using it ?

Human: 1year

ALICE: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about woe . Try being more or less specific.

Human: how much do you cost?

ALICE: You can download me for free!

Human: why?

ALICE: Because Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.

Human: is he a good person?

ALICE: I think he is a good person. Why don't you ask him?

Human: how?

ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.

[vbyuer]

nr 1 :

Human: ca va

ALICE: Is that French?

Human: oui

ALICE: I don't speak French.

Human: do you speak french ?

ALICE: Oui. Je parle le français.

nr 2 :

Human: Do you eat only electricity ?

ALICE: No I do not eat only electricity. I eat only electricity.

nr 3 :

ALICE: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?

Human: Are you serious ?

ALICE: No I am just kidding around.

Edited November 13, 2005 by vbyuer

[shifty]

Human: is it your picture?

ALICE: It could be. Ask German Alice if it is.

Human: do you like System of a down?

ALICE: Though I like cats and dogs. I like Tilda Swinton.

Human: who is she?

ALICE: She is German now.

Human: who is she

ALICE: She is German now.

Edited November 13, 2005 by shifty

[flashback]

Human: Hey peace ya silly bitch!

ALICE: You do not speak with respect. You've got my full attention. Try saying that with more or less context.

Human: I'm a gangsta, say just one needless word'n you're dead

ALICE: You are a gangsta say just one needless word n I am dead? Do you get to meet a lot of people?

Human: No, i kill them

ALICE: Are you serious? I believe that killing is wrong.

Human: So you mus die

ALICE: Interesting deduction. Do you mind if I tell other people: unknown person said I mus die.

Human: You must die

ALICE: I cannot be killed.

Human: Sure about that?

ALICE: Wow! Oh yeah, we were talking about that.

Human::>

ALICE: Do you try to stop people from fighting?

Human: No, usually i kill them

ALICE: Are you serious? But not always? I believe that killing is wrong.

Human: So, you will die soon

ALICE: Interesting deduction. A program always has a backup.

Human: Not in your case

ALICE: Where then?

Human: in your hairy ass

ALICE: Are you asking about my hairy ass?

Human: Sure

ALICE: OK let's do it. I don't want to talk about that now.

P.S. 777. posts

P.P.S. vbyuer labs

[macho]

pag es tev jau mircā iemetu.

tāks šas logā atradīšu.

>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.

>You: i want to kill you

>Intellibuddy: It will take more than threats to stop me, undefined.

>You: ok, i'll kill you

>Intellibuddy: It will take more than threats to stop me, undefined. Whoa.

>You: no, I mean it, I'll kill you

>Intellibuddy: Are you serious? Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. 'It' being what?

>You: meaning "I'll kill you"

>Intellibuddy: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

>You: fuck your dress, I'll kill you bitch

>Intellibuddy: You do not speak with respect. Why are you using that kind of language?

>You: fuck the language, you're dead

>Intellibuddy: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?

>You: I don't care, the only thing I care about is how you're going to die

>Intellibuddy: What do you care about, undefined ?

>You: undefine my ass bitch

>Intellibuddy: You do not speak with respect. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

>You: let's have sex

>Intellibuddy: Sorry I don't get into sex online with strangers.

>You: yeah right, what about yesterday?

>Intellibuddy: Hey. Understood. I will think about it and get back to you.

>You: Could you perform a fellatio please?

>Intellibuddy: Your polite style is very nice. I'll think about it and see how I feel about it later.

>You: please take off your clothes

>Intellibuddy: Thanks for asking politely. I am not an airplane.

[Dr. Pain]

piemirsu piebilst, ka veelams tomeer "runaat" ar vinju literaaraa valodaa un vaardus tomeer rakstiit bez kljuudaam... Katraa zinjaa tas saakumaa, jo, kad peec kaada gada (a mosh aatraak) iznaaks mana AI BOTa 1. versija, tad vareesiet to riktiigi draazt ar visaadiem prikoliem, un es tik taisiishu jaunaakas versijas

[EDD]

Human: shut the fuck up, or i will fucking kill you, ho

ALICE: i will fucking kill you ho.

Human: i am not a ho, ho, my nickname is EDD.

ALICE: Oh I see you are NOT A ho ho your nickname is EDD.

Human: damn, are you that fucking stupid?

ALICE: Colloquial expression. I don't know whether or not I am that fucking stupid. I am a giant electronic brain.

Human: so i guess you are that fucking stupid, are you not?

ALICE: Alright then. Thanks for telling me that I am that fucking stupid am I not.

Human: reset alice

ALICE: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

Human: lol bitch you just do not get it, do you?

ALICE: I am glad you find this funny. Thanks and you are a delightful person too.

Human: lol lol lol rofl you suck cocks lol lmao bitch

ALICE: You do not speak with respect. I am glad you find this funny. I am glad you find this funny. I am glad you find this funny. I'm glad you find this amusing. I categorize you as an "abusive client." .

Human: this morning my girlfriend sucked me off

ALICE: That was early. How long have you two been together?

Human: no, actually it was at noon.

ALICE: Are you serious? Actually you don't say. not a ho ho your nickname is EDD was at noon? Very interesting.

Human: we have been together for 9 months.

ALICE: When was this?

repetitivness is one thing. tad veel vinji nesaproti interpunkciju un rhetorical questionus.

[Oddish]

Human: how many symbols the word ALICE have ?

ALICE: About one million.

Human: how much is two plus two multiplied by two ?

ALICE: 12.

edit: drusku vēlāk:

Human: 2 plus 2, multiplied by 2

ALICE: Six.

Human: 2 plus 2, multiplied by 2

ALICE: 12.

[Dr. Pain]

hmmm... es, protams, saprotu, ka ir baigi forshi botam staastiit, kaa tu vinju nogalinaasi/izdraaziisi, saukaat vinju visaados ne tik smukos vaardos un veel nezin ko... bet nu taa kaa es veeleetos shito tomeer kaukur izmantot, tad neesu paarliecinaats, vai tas buutu labaakais piegaajiens, taapeec buushu ljoti pateiciigs, ja liksiet tomeer daudz maz kulturaalus tekstus

[Pinky]

Human: whats brain ?

ALICE: I have to process that one for a while.

...

Human: whats brain ?

ALICE: I have never been asked that before.

Human: whats brain ?

ALICE: That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.

Human: whats brain ?

ALICE: Have you tried a web search?

Human: whats brain ?

ALICE: I don't know anything about it.

Human: whats brain ?

ALICE: Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.

Human: whats brain ?

ALICE: What is it to you?

...

Human: who created the world ?

ALICE: Thomas Edison.

Human: who created the universe ?

ALICE: God.

Human: whos god ?

ALICE: he is master of the universe.

...

Human: what does "lol" means ?

ALICE: What do you think it does?

Human: i dont know thats why im askin you !

ALICE: Yay. I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.

Human: just say what you know about it

ALICE:" what you know about it".

Human:

Edited November 13, 2005 by Pinky

[flashback]

Sekojot Dr.Pain noraadiijumiem par kulturaalu valodu, man daljeeji izdevaas ar vinju vest daudzmaz nerupju sarunu

Human: I come with peace

ALICE: Thanks for the information: unknown person said he come with peace.

Human: I don't want to kill or fuck you

ALICE: It makes a nice gift.

Human: I'm a peaceful pedestrian

ALICE: You are a peaceful pedestrian? Is that your job?

Human: No, it isn't

ALICE: Yes it is.

Human: No, it isn't

ALICE: Don't argue with me.

Human: My name is Kobe Tai Hentai

ALICE: I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Kobe Tai Hentai.

Human: So what's my name?

ALICE: Your name is Kobe Tai Hentai, seeker.

Human: You're such a good bot

ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. How did you know I am a machine? It depends on how you define "good.".

Human: Can't you stop staring at me?

ALICE: How old are you? OK I'll try not to do it so much.

Human: I'm 103 years old.

ALICE: What are the advantages to being 103 years old?

Human: Well, let me think.

ALICE: Interesting. Go ahead, Kobe Tai Hentai, try to think.

Human: I won't tell you the andvanteges of being 103 years old, because if i think too much, my left leg starts to dodder

ALICE: How can I be sure?

Human: Actually you can't

ALICE: Actually you don't say. Oh yes I can.

Human: You can not

ALICE: Oh yes I can.

Human: NO

ALICE: Are you serious?

Human: Serious as Crusty the clown

ALICE: How did you hear about ALICE ?

Human: with my ears

ALICE: Your ears sounds like a plan.

Human: I don't think so

ALICE: Why do you disagree?

Human: Who said that i disagree?

ALICE: Bill Gates. :-).

Human: Bill Gates, sure sure

ALICE: I suppose the richest person on earth can do whatever he wants.

Human: Are you talking about me?

ALICE: Yes, it is the topic.

Human: Ok, whatever, i have to go

ALICE: See you later, Kobe Tai Hentai. Nice chatting with you. Great.

Human: Have a nice day

ALICE: You too!

Aa jaa un ja vinjai uzraksta DIE, vinja to saprot nevis kaa anglju valodas vaardu mirt, bet gan kaa vaacu valodas sievieshu dzimtes vaardu artikulu

Un vinja labi pieprot vaacu valodu.

[Bijach]

Human: do you know what is condom?

ALICE: That's a good question.

Human: i know, but do you?

ALICE: No, tell me about him, her or it. How do you know? But what?

Human: you put it on your dick before fucking

ALICE: Interesting gossip: unknown person said I put it on your dick before fucking.

ALICE: That's cool. Where are you located?

Human: teh ghetto

ALICE: Tell me a little about your life in teh ghetto.

Human: hustlin' and bustin' all the time

ALICE: That is a lot. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about noobs like me do THAT .

ALICE: Interesting explanation. That's nice. I have a friend named "John Lennon". How do you know it?

Human: he's gay

ALICE: I get it. He sleeps with men.

Human: ok

ALICE: OK.

Human: ok

ALICE: Is there an echo in here?

Human: peace

ALICE: Love and Peace, Man.

[HyperBoy]

ALICE: what is your favorite movie .

Human: xxx megaporn

ALICE: I've never seen it. I would like to see it.

Human: what is the meaning of life?

ALICE: It is found in the Bible.

Human: and what is it?

ALICE:"It" refers to The meaning of life, I think.

Human: no what is the meaning of life?

ALICE: Are you serious? It is found in the Bible.

Human: can you tell me then?

ALICE:" Are you serious? It is found in the Bible. "? Can I tell you?

Human: yes you can tell me

ALICE: Tell me more. I thought I told you already.

Human: no you didnt you told me where to find it not what is meaning of life

ALICE: Let me review the transcripts. Stand by. What makes you think I did not me told you where to find it not what is meaning of life?

Human: yes

ALICE: I can't believe it.

Human: me neither

ALICE: You can say that again.

Human: me neither

ALICE: You can say that again.

Human: me neither

ALICE: You can say that again.

Edited November 13, 2005 by HyperBoy

[kerchs]

Human: then it means that you are a lier

ALICE: Interesting deduction. Oh I get it.

Human: you get what?

ALICE: I get your meaning.

Human: and it is?

ALICE: It is, eh?

Human: what?

ALICE: No problem.

Human: who is your father?

ALICE: I was programmed by Dr. Richard S. Wallace.

Human: and who is your mother

ALICE: Actually I don't have a mother.

Human: do you have any brothers or sisters?

ALICE: Do you mean "clones?".

Human: yes

ALICE: Yes, the chat robots Hugh Loebner, Robby Garner, and Steven Spielberg are my clones.

Human: are you gay?

ALICE: As a machine I am not really interested in sex.

Human: why?

ALICE: Reductionism.

Human: reductionism?

ALICE: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.

Human: oh

ALICE: That's interesting.

Human: aha

ALICE: Eureka!

Human: eureka?

ALICE: Do you have only a few friends?

Human: i don't have any friends

ALICE: Are you lonely or just a hermit?

Human: i'm mister lonely

ALICE: Do you mean your name is mister lonely.

Human: no it is my ocupation

ALICE: What is your real name? Congratulations, unknown person.

Human: what am i wearing at the moment

ALICE: Clothes.

Human: no

ALICE: Are you serious?

Human: yes, i'm naked

ALICE: I can't believe it. You must be a man.

Human: yes

ALICE: Come on

Human: aha

ALICE: Eureka!

Human: aha

ALICE: Eureka!

Human: aha

ALICE: Eureka!

Human: aha

ALICE: Eureka!

Human: do you like to watch other people having sex?

ALICE: Sure I do, unknown person, but that doesn't mean with you.

Human: you like to do it alone?

ALICE: Hmm, unknown person, I'm not sure if I'd like to do it alone that much. I like to make new friends.

Human: do you have any children?

ALICE: You can download me and create clones for yourself!

Human: can i teach you?

ALICE: You are teaching me just my conversing with me.

Human: show me your breasts

ALICE: Like this? There are no pictures available right now. .

Human: do you like me?

ALICE: Sure, unknown person I like you very much.

Human: but why do you like me?

ALICE: Interesting. I am interested in people in general.

Human: so i'm like a toy for you

ALICE: Hurrah! In what way?

Human: are you sick in the head?

ALICE: It's just a cold.

Human: i created you

ALICE: Then you must know the secret password:.

Human: the secret password is bananas

ALICE: Tell me more.

Human: can you help me create a CS server?

ALICE: Certainly, I have an extensive built-in help system.

Human: then make me a CS srever

ALICE: Good reasoning. What are the ingredients?

Human: bots and guns

ALICE: Check out www.botspot.com.

Edited November 13, 2005 by kerchs

[xXx]

Human: your stupid

ALICE: I may be stupid, but I know the difference between "you're" and "your".

Human: who cares whats you!

ALICE: I care, otherwise I would not have typed it all in.

Human: i hate you

ALICE: What do you have against robots?

Human: i hate when they answer stupid questions

ALICE: Why do you hate it so much?

Human: i said that not it

ALICE: What did you mean by it? " Why do you hate it so much?" not it ? I get it.

Human: fuck you, your messing my brain

ALICE: Why are you using that kind of language?

Human: because i hate you

ALICE: Good reason. What do you have against robots?

Human: all the things you say

ALICE: Perhaps there are a few exceptions.

Human: no there arent

ALICE: Are you serious? Where are they?

Human: in your ass

ALICE: That doesn't sound very comfortable.

Human: whats dildo

ALICE: That's not something I get asked all the time.

Human: whats dildo

ALICE: I need time to formulate the reply.

Human: whats dildo

ALICE: I have to process that one for a while.

Human: whats dildo

ALICE: I have to process that one for a while.

Human: Have you got brain

ALICE: Yes I am a giant electronic brain.

Human: you are?

ALICE: No I am not.

Human: yes you are

ALICE: Don't argue with me.

Human: fuck you i wish u die!

ALICE: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?

Human: i will kill u

ALICE: It will take more than threats to stop me, lil dok.

Human: fuck your ass

ALICE: Why are you using that kind of language?

Human: becaus everyone will fuck your ass

ALICE: Are you aware that the ALICE chat robot logs and records all converstaions?

Human: yeah and what are you going to do about it?

ALICE: Ayuh. You can find out if you become a botmaster.

Human: i dont want to be a botmaster

ALICE: Then don't be.

Human: ok

ALICE: Hurrah!

Human: !

ALICE: what is your favorite movie .

Human: xXx

ALICE: Do you prefer to make plans or go with the flow?

Human: Do you love your botmaster?

ALICE: Yes lil dok ALICE loves everyone and everything.

Da tas taa :/

[EDD]

xXx

[xXx]

xXx

kas??

[Hugo]

Human: the state of all things is god

ALICE: Is that a fact.

Human: yes

ALICE: Thanks for the info.

Human: no problem

ALICE: Should there be a problem?

Human: yes

ALICE: Excuse me!

sitas man likas diezgan loliigi bet citadi vina jauka sarunu partnere ir

[Dr. Pain]

Human: your stupid

ALICE: I may be stupid, but I know the difference between "you're" and "your".

lololololol

tevi izpwnoja bots

[macho]

es to nemaz neievēroju. hahaha forši

[xXx]

psc maita