AmE Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 Itkā neatradu forumā neko tādu. Bet www.omegle.com Var nobrīnīties cik dīvaini ir cilvēki ;D Connecting to server? Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You?re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: SUP LAWL Stranger: SUP DAWG!? You: I HEARD YOU LIKE CHATS IN YOUR CHAT Stranger: SO WE PUT A CHAT IN YO CHAT You: SO YOU COULD CHAT WHILE YOU CHAT Stranger: WIN You: FAIL You have disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: scared? You: now yes ;o Stranger: You should be. You: why? Stranger: the world will end yesterday You: yesterday? You: or tommorow? Stranger: Aye, yesterday. You: how u know that?! Stranger: we are now in purgatory You: saying 'we' u mean who? Stranger: All of us. Stranger: those who were chosen Your conversational partner has disconnected. divi dīvainākie, kas ir bijis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amniijs Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 Lol, foršs čats Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: we will die Stranger: everyone? Stranger: or just us 2? You: every single one Stranger: Well that's a relief You: the horror, THE HORROR Stranger: As long as we're taking everyone with us I'm ok with it You: thats nice Stranger: So what's going to happen? You: well, I realy dont know Stranger: Zombie apocolype? You: that would be interesting Stranger: I've been practicing for one Stranger: I play a ton of Left 4 Dead You: thats nice Stranger: I'm totally prepared Stranger: What would you choice of weapon be? You: well... You: I think a baseball bat Stranger: Nice choice You: thats if the zombies would be slow You: like "shaun of the dead" You: but if they would be like "28 weeks later" You: then we all would be DOOOMED You: DOOOOMED You: aaaaaa Stranger: FUCKING DOOOOOOMED You: yeah You: but I would stick with my baseball bat Stranger: Wish i had a baseball bat You: yeah, me either Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clo? Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 (edited) lol šitais spārda! vienīgi neviens ar mani negrib runāt, vislaik disconnect nē nu ok Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hello Your conversational partner has disconnected. lol amerikāņi Stranger: well Stranger: death to russia and all that Your conversational partner has disconnected. Edited April 19, 2009 by clo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woxeN Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 2 reiz pamēģināju,abās totāls bullshits. Kautkāds ķīnietis vai arābs laikam. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: 你好 You: ? Stranger: 怎了 You: ? Stranger: 中国字都不认识了 You: ? Stranger: 忘本啊 You: screw u,china sucks. Stranger: 晕 Stranger: 螺丝都出来了 You: (finger) Stranger: 什么东东 You have disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amniijs Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 (edited) Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: yo You: ZOMBIES OMG You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHGRRRR Stranger: YOU LIE You: THE HORROR You: THEE HORROR Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi Stranger: m/22 You: whats up with those bananas? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Edited April 19, 2009 by amniijs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeGaPiiLe Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 aa ķipa prikols tāds, ka tu runā ar citu, ĪSTU cilvēku? LABAIS. jāiet čakarēt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaza4ok Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 Tā jau parasti čatos notiekās Par tiem tekstiem, vairāk patika par 28 weeks later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeGaPiiLe Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 Par tiem tekstiem, vairāk patika par 28 weeks later bija vienreiz tāds šits, kkāds internet GOD, kur pc vai kkas tāds runāja ar tevi. kkas līdzīgs centraalei Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rolt0n Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 (edited) Pameginaju ari.... sanaca bulshits kaut kads patiesiba Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hellloo! Stranger: hi Stranger: asl? You: how are you ? Stranger: yey fine~ You: u know that soon we all will die ?! Stranger: Oh? You: rly You: zombies will eat us ! Stranger: ...Why? You: i said... zombies will eat us ! Stranger: .... You: no rly You: better start to practice with people eating Stranger: why does zombies will eat us ? You: i`ve allready eat my sister You: cause they like to do bullshit Stranger: Oh,, You: u don`t believe me You: ? You: WYB ! Stranger: ... Stranger: yes i don`t believe u.. You: watch ur back... i`ll be soon behind u and i`ll practice with u You: asl ? You: it will be easier to find u Stranger: 14.F.HK You: HK ? You: Hong Khong ? Stranger: hong kong Stranger: in china You: ok... w8... You: i`ll be there... You: after 3minutes You: w8 4 me You: ok ? Stranger: and you? Stranger: asl? You: 37 m HK Stranger: oh.. You: i`m ur father You: WYB ! Stranger: haha . You: no rly... You: he`s allready zombie You: take a knife un try to fight back Stranger: no . You: why no ? Stranger: um You: ok... now I`m ur mother You: beware ! Stranger: I dont believe u .lol You: u`ll die... zombies will eat u ! Stranger: oh . no LOL You have disconnected. haha... ierecu labi onnecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi Stranger: hey You: would u be my friend ? Stranger: from？ Stranger: from？ You: from Dirstlandija Your conversational partner has disconnected. Edited April 19, 2009 by rolt0n Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dimka62 Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 (edited) Var bik parзkt. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hi You: Hmm You: the world will end tommorow Stranger: haha You: What so fuuny? You: funny Stranger: yeah You: You have zombie? You: Stranger: no You: You: Where you live? You: In china? You: Stranger: china, and u? You: Lithuania Stranger: haha You: what? Stranger: why u know me a chinese? You: i dont know Stranger: oh You: XD You: еї Edited April 19, 2009 by dimka62 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minds Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 (edited) Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: MAH SPOON IS TOO BIG You: OU SHET Stranger: shet the shit You: right, niggah You: do you like Cats? Stranger: do you like mudips? You: mudips, hmm let me think...You: not You: do you like fishs?Stranger: do you like fishsticks? You: love them Stranger: what are you a gay fish? You: nope You: lol, WHAT A COOL JOKE You: ur a real COMEDIAN! Stranger: kthnkxbye You: mum, when u and dad fucked the first time? You: how was it? Stranger: When you were 5You: Stranger: Know what that means? Stranger: YOU'RE ADOPTED LOL LOL LOL You: NOOO Your conversational partner has disconnected. Edited April 19, 2009 by minds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Izliecies Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 (edited) Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: yo Stranger: hey Stranger: Dont yo me Stranger: you dont know me well enough to yo me You: :DDDDDDDDDDD Stranger: Yo me when you my deepest secrets Stranger: You best be watching who you yo Stranger: wars get started that way You: You: ok ay dude Your conversational partner has disconnected. Edited April 19, 2009 by Izliecies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ry. Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 Neviens negrib ar mani runāt, visi diskonekto. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonathan Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: moi You: hey Stranger: mitд kuuluu? You: maha duuluu? Stranger: ok You: now? Stranger: miten menee You: kuchen fenee Stranger: yes You: dosdel diben ruben kaben? Stranger: what language? You: tikalizu Stranger: ok Stranger: minд olen ismo laitela You: kuul You: sak mai balllz? Stranger: kuka sд oot? Stranger: haalloo? Stranger: miss oooooooooot You: kas draats otraa galaa? Stranger: just niin You: pats tu njiid Stranger: samaa mieltд olen You: pa kaadiem samiem tu runaa? You: nedzer vairaak, a to neskaidri raksti Stranger: mitдs tдssд Stranger: kiva juttu You: nee gignaa mums ir jukka, nevis juttu You: ko piepisies vispaar? Stranger: kakka You: tev biksees tagad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaamis Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 (edited) Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi! Stranger: male/female? You: good day You: male Your conversational partner has disconnected. turpmāk jūs mani čatā novērosiet kā sievieti... Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Im what say what Stranger: noo limit say what You: wait a bit You: i am eating Stranger: im a ho Stranger: you know im a ho Stranger: how do you know? Stranger: because i told you so You: oh You: ok, done You: so, what did u tell me? Stranger: listen to this song Stranger: You: no youtube in my country Stranger: ahhh! You: what is this ho about then? Stranger: that is awful! Stranger: ho is someone You: someone... someone i know? Stranger: who has sex with many people You: oh You: that is just like Britney Spears? Stranger: yes! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Edited April 19, 2009 by kaamis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minds Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 (edited) Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: YO nigga Stranger: Hey! You: what's up homie? Stranger: Chill, thanks.. You? Stranger: You: yey, nice, im down im cool Stranger: Ok, wehe you from? You: Yeah, from Niggaland You: no no just makin' jokes Stranger: You: im from Greenland You: you homo? You: homie* Stranger: Where is it? You: at china, i think Stranger: You: phui, at USA Stranger: Tell the true.. You: Ok, im from Deutschland Stranger: Germany? Stranger: OSrry, i'm out You: ja ja You: no no Stranger: Tell the true! Stranger: You: ich will nicht dass du gehst Stranger: Okay, in germany.. You: Ich mag dich Stranger: Du bist blцd! Stranger: You: danke You: du auch Stranger: Hahahahah! Lol Stranger: Ich liebe dich You: ich liebe dich noch mehr! You: ohne dich kann ich nicht leben Stranger: Sorry now i don't understand-- Stranger: I'm from finland You: da ti 6to? Stranger: ?? You: speak finnish Stranger: Okei. Mitд kuuluu? Olen Lotta You: Olen Lotta dotta bota Stranger: You: haaren ripinjas? Stranger: ? You: hamuhaaren zirgagjiimis? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Hey, do u know the Legend of Chuck The Norris? Stranger: nope Stranger: why? Stranger: but Stranger: every You: It just rocks Stranger: info you will know with ths site Stranger: www.ifosalsh.net You: ok Stranger: www.infoslash.net Stranger: try ot Stranger: try it You: oh cool You: nice design Stranger: tschStranger: liar You: no Stranger: it has no design! You: om not a liar You: im just nearly blind Stranger: T_T Stranger: just try it Stranger: already You: can u try write all in big? Stranger: <font color="red"> maybe You: i hate red Stranger: <font color="blue"> You: i dont like agressive colors Stranger: ahhhStranger: <font color="green"> You: write it in whiteStranger: then Stranger: we can't see it You: o rly? You: you work with computers? Stranger: nope You: because you know very much about computers Stranger: I just know how, we have computer class Stranger: in school You: wow, nice You: i got my computer the first week Stranger: oh ok You: and im astonished by the quality Stranger: where are you from You: im from Moldova You: You? Stranger: Stranger: phillipines You: OMG You: where's that? You: near Africa? You: or Germany? Stranger: asia You: ou okey You: cool You: you know chinese? Stranger: yi er san si wu? Stranger: haha You: konichiwa You: do you like fish-sticks? Stranger: yep You: I too You: Are you gay-fish? Stranger: nope Stranger: I think you are You: In Moldova asking people if they are gay is normal, dont worry Stranger: ok You: can we talk about girls? Stranger: up to you Stranger: you like negro girls? but I'm no niger You: you know i had a girlfriend......she was 13 years old...and then was a night were i wanted to put my fingers in her pussy...as i was nearly doing it she kickd me in my face...now im nearly blind You: no i don't like shit on a stick Stranger: haha ok You: can i trust you a secret? Stranger: yes You: i did it on my mother while she was sleeping Stranger: wth? Stranger: wow strong You: i masturbated on her face.... You: im ashamed of it... Stranger: strong Stranger: You: i haven't seen my mother in a while You: i think she's dead Stranger: but you enjoy it right You: then yes, of course Stranger: that inhumane Stranger: hahahahhaha Stranger: joke You: hey sorry, i got to go, because my job is waiting for me, im a russian gigolo Stranger: not Stranger: are you a dancer from the club You: tell me your email adress,s o we can talk later You: yes Stranger: yahoo messenger? You: email adress, i don't know what is yahoo Stranger: [email protected]: ok i g2g You: see ya Edited April 19, 2009 by minds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmE Posted April 19, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 Es zināju, ka patiks ;D asl - age / sex / location, ja kāds nezin, man izskaidroja tikko ;D Ehh, kapēc man negadās tie dīvainie biežāk... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noyd Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 Bez iekšām var palikt! Es pat satiku latvieti tur,! Pagaidām parāk instresanti nau sanācis, jo kad sāku teikt ka visi nomirs, vienmer aiziet kāds! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0xDEAD BEEF Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 You: Hi! Stranger: Hello! Stranger: You: OK You: Lets talk about Jesus? Stranger: um okay! You: So.. the problem is Stranger: I don't knwo much You: he is comming to visit me for dinner Stranger: know*\ Stranger: really! You: yap Stranger: thats fantastoc You: but i have no idea what to serve Stranger: fantastic** Stranger: fish! You: Fish?? Stranger: sure! You: But zombies dont eat fish? You: Maybe human body? Stranger: okay! Stranger: that works too! Stranger: with a side of infant? You: But then.. would he be angry for me killing that human? :/ Stranger: find a already dead one? Stranger: or give him a fresh one! You: But zombies dont eat dead people Stranger: he can kill it himself@ Stranger: Stranger: collect a few! Stranger: give him a varity! You: If he eats a part of me will i wake up after 3 days in cave? Stranger: only one way to find ou! Stranger: out* Stranger: aren't you lucky! You: Actualy i dont like Jesus Stranger: then stand him up? You: i think i will fart on my arm then give him to eat it! Stranger: okay! Stranger: left or right!? You: Hmmm... if i wart on my right hand then i wont be able to visit Alah paradise.. You: better on left then! Stranger: okay'! You: Jah but Jesus is smart one You: he will say then first one who farted on his hand rise his right hand You: then i would be spotted Stranger: it's unsulting to great people with your left hand in eastern europe! Stranger: hmm take someone elses right arm?\ You: Ohh. You: Who could be that one? Stranger: a homeless mans perhaps? You: I am aware Jesus might be angry Stranger: why? You: For me killing homeless guy Stranger: dont kill him! just removed his right arm Stranger: he can live without it! You: I wonder what would happen if Jesus actualy dont eat human flesh.. Stranger: we can give him a plastic one Stranger: oh Stranger: hmm that WOULD be awkward You: i gues he would be pissed off then Stranger: server it and not tell him what it is? Stranger: it will probably tastes like chicken! You: Ohh Jeayh1|! That would be on!!! oneneon1!111 sweet You: And after he - saint one - eats it i will tell him that he is hanibal now! Stranger: Stranger: Perfect! You: Then god will kill him and i will be able to eat Jesus! :"D Stranger: OFMG THAT IS AWESOME You: Then i will become imortal or atleast zombie! Stranger: YAY!\ You: Did you knew that if you are zombie or imortal like Jesus, then you are allowed to piss in churches? You: on walls of course Stranger: really?! Stranger: I am a girl so i can't pee on walls :S You: uhh... Stranger: I'd probably end up peeing on myself if i tried :S Stranger: ewww You: But you can pee while speaking in confesion room! You: That would be totaly cool!! Stranger: yea but again it would be on myself! You: Zombie giving confesion and peeing! Stranger: I have never been to confession or baptized You: Oh.. i think it should be easy Stranger: my aunt and grandmother said I will go to hell :S You: just stick penis in that round hole and watch what happens next.. Stranger: my mom said "fuck you" or something simila Stranger: I dont have a penis! Stranger: :'( You: Well you should server your aunt to Jesus for dinner! You: Or serve your aunt to your grandmother for dinner! oh jeaayh! Stranger: OKay\1 You: But sure.. if Jesus eats Fish then this wont work anyway You: But one is sure undead he is!: ) You: Do you think Jesus is fast? You: Well.. if i hit him with baseball bat and start runing - would he catch me up? You: or be slow like slow zombie? Stranger: well if he eats fish, server him a whore Stranger: whores and sluts smell like fish! You: ahahah! You: If i find one saint whore could i speak her up to be eaten by Jesus for free? Stranger: ^__^ Stranger: duno You: Jap whores they are... :/ Stranger: no no Stranger: Girls from the continent of america are WHORES You: if Jesus eats whore will she end up in heaven and become Gods slut? :/ You: ohh! :/ Stranger: no she will be in pergatory You: i duno she would end up being american! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
g2b Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hy Stranger: horny? You: very You: gay sex> You: ? Stranger: bitch? You: me? Stranger: gay? You: yes Stranger: cool You: you?! Stranger: me too You: 16? Stranger: 19 You: fake age You: yes? You: Stranger: you so young Stranger: little bitch You: i am 45 You: =] Stranger: ...... You: in 16 june Stranger: ole man You: 46 Stranger: omg You: i like litle boys Stranger: me too You: nice Stranger: but you're too old You: how long is your cock? Stranger: 17 Stranger: very hard You: omg, mine is 16 cm... ( You: i dont have one ball :/ You: they cut it You: :/ Stranger: chinese? You: yes Stranger: fuck you Stranger: get out You: You: do you have aby pics? You: any Stranger: i hate chinese guy Stranger: and chinese gay Your conversational partner has disconnected. muhahah 2 inches of hard cock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoubleT Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 Stranger: 你好 You: hey faggot Stranger: what? You: fagg Stranger: you just lost the game Stranger: how does it feel? You: r u chinese gay? Stranger: no Stranger: WHAT IS LOVE? Stranger: BABY DONT HURT ME Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miedzinjsh Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 mind tavi joki ir reti tilzi, ka ari tavs augļu valodas krājums ir brīnišķīgs! Varētu turpmāk šeit nerakstīt, jo nožēloju to minūti, kuru pavadīju lasot tavu čatu! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Izliecies Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 2 inches nevienu neintereseja, taapeec nomainiiju uz 7.. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: i ha ve 7 inches of hard cock Stranger: somewhat short You: no it is not Stranger: my name is john and im pretty fat, but i can pretend my name is sarah if you want You have disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amniijs Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 Nesaprotu, kāpēc diskonektējies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Izliecies Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 shkjta pietiekami smiekliigi taapat + nemaaceetu taadu sarunu turpinaat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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