Dialogs

[SkaM^]

ra3ch3lth3gr3at: do you still want to have sex?

RockClmbr2002: yeah but

ra3ch3lth3gr3at: you do?

RockClmbr2002: yes i do

ra3ch3lth3gr3at: TREVOR! THIS IS ALEX STILL.

Tas par Alex un trevoru bija labs

[macho]

defaultā debīlā angļu valoda. Tas trevors tik anāli runā ka nevar saprast vai nm ir domāts kā nevermind vai kā anymore. Tā viņam vajag.

[~ jeyna ~]

Nevis debīla, bet parasta ASV angļu valoda.

Kādas citas tautas pārstāvis, kurš mēģinātu iemācīties latviešu valodu, dzirdot mūs runājam ikdienā arī teiktu, ka mēs runājam "debīli".

[Traffic]

labais beigās gan es jau zināju, ka tā atkal būs alex'a nevis reičela... naajs

[kaamis]

kapeec neviens no iznestajiem nespeej iziet no situaacijas? te ir gatavs variants: kad 4els sajuut, ka ir ownots, vnk izspeelee triku ar "mans braalis pieliida pie datora kameer biju prom un sarakstiija shiis muljkjiibas".

[acido]

A ja nu tam džekam nav brāļa ?

[~ jeyna ~]

Viņš sajuta, ka ir ownots, tad kad vairs atpakaļ cēla nebija. Tad jau bija pizģets reāli, un nekāda diršana tur nepalīdzētu.

[Dzii]

es gribetu redzet ka vini izturejas viens pret otru kad satikas majas

[samuray]

rebecca_east: Are you planning on keeping the child?

EvilSarahBitch: I don't have a choice.

rebecca_east: Yes you do!

EvilSarahBitch: You don't understand. I don't want this child!

rebecca_east: There are other options you know.

EvilSarahBitch: Like what?

rebecca_east: Abortion. Adoption. Even letting a family member adopt the child might work.

EvilSarahBitch: I can't abort the child. People wouldn't like it if I did that.

rebecca_east: It's your body and your choice.

EvilSarahBitch: I thought about giving the child up for adoption but no one wanted it.

rebecca_east: Someone would want it I'm sure.

EvilSarahBitch: It's not my body. It's the child's body.

rebecca_east: No Sweety. Its YOUR body. No one can tell you what to do with YOUR own body!

EvilSarahBitch: So.... even though its the child's body, because it came from me...makes it mine?

rebecca_east: Exactly.

EvilSarahBitch: Have you ever had one done before?

rebecca_east: Yes.

EvilSarahBitch: Was the father upset?

rebecca_east: It's a bad subject.

rebecca_east:

EvilSarahBitch: Are you upset that you had it done?

rebecca_east: No not at all.

EvilSarahBitch: Then why is it bad?

EvilSarahBitch: Rebecca?

rebecca_east: Don't worry about it.

EvilSarahBitch: Please tell me.

EvilSarahBitch: I need your help.

EvilSarahBitch: I want to know about your experience.

rebecca_east: no

EvilSarahBitch: I figured as much. You're a feminist aren't you?

EvilSarahBitch: I guess a weak girl like me isn't worth your time.

rebecca_east: Yes I am a feminist but that has nothing to do with it.

EvilSarahBitch: Then what are you hiding?

EvilSarahBitch: I won't say anything.

EvilSarahBitch: Tell me.

rebecca_east: I was raped. Thats why I had mine done.

EvilSarahBitch: Did your husband do it?

rebecca_east: No. The man went to prison and is set to be released in Septemeber.

rebecca_east:

rebecca_east: Grrrrrr

EvilSarahBitch: I'm sorry. Don't get upset now.

rebecca_east: My family is very religious and didn't want me to abort.

rebecca_east: But its my body and my choice.

rebecca_east: I would have grown to hate the child.

EvilSarahBitch: Like I hate mine?

rebecca_east: I imagine so.

rebecca_east: We're off subject

rebecca_east: This started off with a discussion about your baby.

EvilSarahBitch: It's not a baby.

rebecca_east: Right. I didn't mean to use that word.

EvilSarahBitch: So what should I do?

rebecca_east: It's your choice. Just make sure no one trys to influence your decision.

EvilSarahBitch: If you were in my situation what would you do?

rebecca_east: I don't know. Is the father a decent man?

EvilSarahBitch: He's dead.

rebecca_east: OMG I'm sorry

EvilSarahBitch: It's ok. I've learned to get by without him.

EvilSarahBitch: He got hit by a garbage truck.

EvilSarahBitch: He was an asshole anyways.

rebecca_east: LOL

rebecca_east: Well. The choice is yours.

rebecca_east: Just remember that its YOUR body.

rebecca_east: No one else's.

EvilSarahBitch: Ok.

rebecca_east:

EvilSarahBitch: I'm gonna do it.

EvilSarahBitch: Thank you Rebecca.

rebecca_east: You're welcome. I'm always here if you need me afterwards.

EvilSarahBitch: Afterwards?

rebecca_east: Yes. Some women find it difficult to cope after the incident.

EvilSarahBitch: I'll remember that. Thanks again.

----15 minutes later----

EvilSarahBitch: Alright! Rebecca I did it!

rebecca_east: Did what?

EvilSarahBitch: Aborted the child.

rebecca_east: LOL

rebecca_east: In the last ten minutes??

EvilSarahBitch: Yes. I did it.

rebecca_east: You mean at home??!!?

EvilSarahBitch: Yes.

rebecca_east: OMGGGG did you use a clotheshanger or something?

rebecca_east: OMGGGGGG

EvilSarahBitch: No I used a knife.

rebecca_east: A KNIFE?!?!?

EvilSarahBitch: Yes I cut it's throat.

rebecca_east: JESUS!!!

rebecca_east: GO TO THE HOSPITAL!

EvilSarahBitch: I'm not hurt

rebecca_east: What trimester are you in?

EvilSarahBitch: Huh?

EvilSarahBitch: What trimester?

rebecca_east: Yes. How many months have you been pregnant?

rebecca_east: A trimester is three months, so if you're over 3 months, you're in your second trimester.

EvilSarahBitch: I guess then technically I was in my 17th trimester.

rebecca_east: huh?

EvilSarahBitch: Yes

rebecca_east: You mean you already had this child?

EvilSarahBitch: Yeah, about 4 years ago. And I just aborted it.

EvilSarahBitch: The little fucker wouldn't stop wearing my shoes.

rebecca_east: WHAT?!?!?

EvilSarahBitch: I want to thank you for being so supportive.

rebecca_east: YOU KILLED A CHILD?!?!?

EvilSarahBitch: No. Like you said. Its MY body. Not the childs.

rebecca_east: I DIDNT KNOW HE WAS ALIVE!!!!!!

rebecca_east: OMGGGGGGG

rebecca_east: CALL 911!!!

EvilSarahBitch: No I can handle it from here.

EvilSarahBitch: Thank you again for all your help.

EvilSarahBitch: I don't think I could have done it without you.

EvilSarahBitch: Rebecca?

EvilSarahBitch: Are you there?

EvilSarahBitch: Rebecca?

rebecca_east: <User has logged out>

[Dante594]

Šitas arī labs.. :

evilsarahbitch: Hi. Are you the one who lost your dog?

amybee2003: yes Hi. Did you find him?

evilsarahbitch: No. Sorry.

evilsarahbitch: My name is Sarah

evilsarahbitch: I just saw your poster and wanted to say that I was sorry for your loss.

evilsarahbitch: What's your name?

amybee2003: Amy

evilsarahbitch: When did you lose him?

amybee2003: this weeksnd

evilsarahbitch: What happened?

amybee2003: Saturday afternoon

evilsarahbitch: Did he run away?

amybee2003: not sure

amybee2003: we put him out back on his chain and when I went out he was gone

evilsarahbitch: I lost my dog a few weeks ago too but I just got a new one the other day

evilsarahbitch: I'm so happy now because I really missed my dog.

amybee2003: I cant talk long because me and mom are going to go look some more

evilsarahbitch: That's really a shame but at least he is still alive, right?

evilsarahbitch: I wish I could say the same.

amybee2003: did your dog die that's terrible

evilsarahbitch: Yeah, he did.

amybee2003: I'm sorry. how

evilsarahbitch: Internal bleeding is what the cop said.

amybee2003: cop?

evilsarahbitch: Yeah. Cop. Vet, whatever.

evilsarahbitch: I don't really remember. I was pretty drunk

amybee2003: was he hit by a car

evilsarahbitch: no, not at all.

evilsarahbitch: All my dogs die that way.

evilsarahbitch: I don't understand it.

evilsarahbitch: I was just playing with him and he started bleeding from his ears again

amybee2003: again?

evilsarahbitch: yeah. Look, I don't want to talk about it anymore, ok?

amybee2003: ok im sorry

evilsarahbitch: It's a pretty sensitive subject for me and I'd just assume forget about it.

evilsarahbitch: I got rid of all of his toys and his bowl.

amybee2003: that is so sad

evilsarahbitch: yeah.

evilsarahbitch: And as soon as I am finished with this community service bullshit, it will all be over.

amybee2003: what are you taking about?

evilsarahbitch: Nothing. Let's not talk about it.

evilsarahbitch: I can't bear to think of him anymore.

evilsarahbitch: I can only imagine what you must be going through now.

evilsarahbitch: I'm really sorry for your loss.

evilsarahbitch: The only thing that makes it better for me is my new dog

evilsarahbitch: I can't imagine what I would do if I lost Sparkles now.

evilsarahbitch: I've become so attached to him, It's almost like he's my own child.

amybee2003: your dog is named sparkles

amybee2003: sparkles ?

evilsarahbitch: Yeah, I guess so.

amybee2003: you guess so?

amybee2003: my dog was named sparkles too

evilsarahbitch: Oh really?

amybee2003: yeh

evilsarahbitch: I'll be honest with you, I don't really like the name.

evilsarahbitch: But that was what was on his tags when I found him so?

evilsarahbitch: you know.

amybee2003: you found him

evilsarahbitch: Yeah, I know.

evilsarahbitch: That's what I just said isn't it?

amybee2003: no I mean you found him? I was asking

evilsarahbitch: yeah, I was driving through this neighborhood in Fulton and found him

evilsarahbitch: That's where I live.

amybee2003: that's where I live too

amybee2003: you have sparkles?

evilsarahbitch: Yeah, I guess it was.

evilsarahbitch: I hate that fucking name so here is what I've been doing?

amybee2003: wait you found my dog ?

evilsarahbitch: Listen.

evilsarahbitch: Since all he answers to is Sparkles, here's what I've been doing?

evilsarahbitch: I call him from way across the yard, right?

amybee2003: yes. wait what does your dog look like?

amybee2003: is he a beagle with brown and black spots?

evilsarahbitch: Will you fucking listen to me?

amybee2003: yes but answer me

evilsarahbitch: Stop interrupting me.

evilsarahbitch: Ok. So I call him from waaaay across the yard and I hold a Milk Bone in my hand.

evilsarahbitch: And I yell, "Here Sparkles!" "Come here boy!"

evilsarahbitch: And he comes running to me from all the way across the yard.

evilsarahbitch: So the whole time he is running...

evilsarahbitch: I keep yelling, "Here Sparkles!" so he'll know his name

evilsarahbitch: And then, when he gets to me, do you know what I do?

amybee2003: what?

evilsarahbitch: I WHIP the hell out of him with a fan belt from an old car!

evilsarahbitch: Then I yell to him, "MONGO MONGO MONGO!!!!!"

evilsarahbitch: "YOUR NAME IS NOW MONGO!!"

amybee2003: that's not funny

amybee2003: is he a beagle with brown and black spots?

evilsarahbitch: Yeah. How'd you know??

amybee2003: tell me where you found this dog

evilsarahbitch: I told you. I found him in Fulton. Last Saturday.

amybee2003: sarah I lost my dog last saturday and I live in Fulton.

evilsarahbitch: Wow. That's crazy. What are the chances of that happening again?

amybee2003: you have my dog sparkles

evilsarahbitch: No. This dog's name is Mongo.

evilsarahbitch: I think Mongo is a good name.

evilsarahbitch: All my dogs have been named Mongo.

amybee2003: where did you find him??!

evilsarahbitch: Do you think Mongo is a good name?

amybee2003: answer my question sarah!!!

evilsarahbitch: It's certainly a lot better than Sparkles.

evilsarahbitch: What a gay ass name. Who the hell would name a dog Sparkles?

amybee2003: TELL ME WHERE YOU FOUND THIS DOG!!!

evilsarahbitch: ALRIGHT! Jesus. I don't know. He was chained up behind some house but listen?

evilsarahbitch: Chains don't stop dogs. Good training stops dogs

evilsarahbitch: Know what I'm sayin'?

amybee2003: You took him from my yard??

evilsarahbitch: Good training? and a LOT of beatings.

amybee2003: YOU STOLE MY DOG??????????

evilsarahbitch: But you have to use something hard like a fan belt or a piece of a garden hose

amybee2003: LISTEN YOU BETTER RETURN SPARKLES TO M EOR I WILL CALL THE POLICE NOW!

evilsarahbitch: It also helps if you starve them for a few days too.

amybee2003: LISTEN TO ME!

evilsarahbitch: it makes them more receptive to your instructions?

amybee2003: SARAH.

evilsarahbitch: Also, soak them in a 55 gallon drum full of ice water overnight.

amybee2003: YOU ARE NOT FUNNY SARAH NOW ANSWER ME

evilsarahbitch: See, the trick is to break his spirit so that he knows you're the master now.

evilsarahbitch: I have a system called SFBFB

amybee2003: Sarah. please answer me. you have no idea how worried I am about him

evilsarahbitch: See? Starve, Freeze, Beat, Freeze, and Beat again.

evilsarahbitch: Get it?

evilsarahbitch: SFBFB. That's the formula for a good dog.

amybee2003: sarah where do you live

amybee2003: sarah

evilsarahbitch: Fuck. hang on

amybee2003: if you have my dog you have to return him to me

amybee2003: this is serious I don't know if you think this is a joke or what

amybee2003: are you still there

evilsarahbitch: yeah hang on. This fucking dog peed on my couch

amybee2003: listen we are offering a reward and if you found him we will pay you

amybee2003: its not much but we don't have much

amybee2003: hello?

amybee2003: sarah

evilsarahbitch: Uh oh.

amybee2003: whats the matter

evilsarahbitch: I think I beat him too hard.

evilsarahbitch: He's got the blood coming out of his ears just like the others.

amybee2003: sarah I can't take any more of this

amybee2003: please tell me you are lieing about this or I am going to call the police right now

evilsarahbitch: Ok.

amybee2003: YOU ARE LIEING

evilsarahbitch: Yeah. Whatever. Look, I have to go.

amybee2003: ARE YOU LIEING OR NOT

evilsarahbitch: Since I don't know what the fuck 'lieing' means, I can't really tell you.

evilsarahbitch: But if it means having to go out back and dig a hole again then yes.

evilsarahbitch: I hate digging holes.

amybee2003: I WILL KILLLLLL YOU IF YOU HORT MY DOG YO U FICKIN BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

evilsarahbitch: Hey hey. Calm down.

amybee2003: YOU THINK ITS FUNNYTO CALL UP AND MESS WITH ME LIKE THIS

amybee2003: FUCKING BITCH!!!!!!

evilsarahbitch: You live near me. Do you think I can borrow some post hole diggers?

amybee2003: FUCK YOU. I AM CALLING TH EPOLICE

evilsarahbitch: Wait a minute. I think he's still breathing?

evilsarahbitch: Hang on

amybee2003: I AM SERIOUSLY CALLING THE POLICE NOW SARAH.

amybee2003: You better tell me the truth righ now or else

evilsarahbitch: Ahh crap. That must have just been his nerves twitching

amybee2003: IM GONING TO FIND YOU AND I AM GOING TO KILL YOU DO YOU UNDERSTAND

evilsarahbitch: Did you know that a dog's hair and fingernails never stop growing, even when they're dead?

amybee2003: DIE

evilsarahbitch: And did you know that because of the gasses that build up in their intestines?

evilsarahbitch: that they fart?

evilsarahbitch: Isn't that weird?

evilsarahbitch: Isn't it?

evilsarahbitch: Amy?

evilsarahbitch: Hello?

evilsarahbitch: So what about those post hole diggers?

amybee2003: <USER NOT FOUND>