flashback

Nu mums shodien teica, ka iespeeja inficeeties ir viens pret 500 (runa gan gaaja par uzdurshanos uz hiv paarneesaataaja shljirces, bet nu man liekas, ka tas iisti neko neizshkjir, jo hiv tak paliek hiv ), taatad meegjini 500 reizes izkniebt to veceni, mosh k-kas sanaaks

Kautkas liidziigs curve ball?

Nu vinjam jau nu toch nav nekas jaateelo 1100

Es visu saprotu un man patiik tas staasts, tikai es gribeetu, lai vinsh tiek aatraak uzrakstiits. Nepareizi izteicos.

Tas tak nav nekaads fun. Uzlikt mobiilo uz tramvaja sliedeem gan vareetu buut tiiri jautri

Nu taa kaa hameleonu rotaljaas. Uzraksta garu gabalu, kuraa nekas nav pateikts. Shito visu vareeja uzrakstiit arii vienaa teikumaa Anyway - es gribu lai juus aatraak rakstat paareejo, jo man slinkums gaidiit jaunaas daljas

Nu man ir (bija, pirms dazhaam dienaam nomira... Laikam pavisam ) 3 gadus vecs Siemens C55. Un man ar vinju pilniibaa pietika, man telefons kalpoja tikai 3 lietaam - sms suutiishanai (ko izmantoju diezgan reti), zvaniishanai un arii telefonu izmantoju kaa pulksteni (nejau rokas). Man nemaz neprasiijaas ne peec kaadaam tur kameraam un citaam uberkrutajaam fiichaam. Ja telefons nebuutu nospraadzis, veel ilgi ar to pashu dziivotu. Taa, ka nesaki gan, ka ar vecu telefonu staigaa tikai taadi, kas nevar atljauties jaunu, varbuut jaunu nemaz negribaas

Jaa, tu buusi tas, kas maaciis.

Ok, padomaashu par shaadu iespeeju

Nekaardini mani, veel nopirkshu arii

Gribu aatraak turpinaajumu no ojaara puses un staastus par sho atgadiijumu no visu tajaa piedaloshos personaazhu skatpunktiem. Arii no narika vareetu

Njaa, kaa tie daunji nostresojushies raksta visus lamuvaardus, ko tik zin, meegjina savas dusmas izlikt servera komentaaros (Manaa praataa paviid aina, kaa nostresojies pidinjsh ar niknu, sejas izteiksmi, sarkans kaa biete, no visa speeka dauzot klaviatuuru (jo neko citu vinsh nevar atdauziit ) raksta savu superiigo komentaaru), bet cik apbriinojami debiili tie izskataas no malas. Es nevaru aptvert cik stulbam cilveekam jabuut, lai uzrakstiitu kautko taadu. Gribeetos redzeet, kaadi vinji visi izskataas un pajautaat, vai vinjiem pashiem vinju teksti neliekas nesakariigi.

Da labi, baigi interesanti, kad kaads smirdiigs pidinjsh no mammas telefona pasuuta uz savu niku to naudu uz 12h un tad speelee visu dienu, kaa tik saakas jauna karte, 1.raundaa skraida ar ak un atliek pa 5-7 purniem. Peec tam katraa raundaa ar g3sg1, statos sakachaa skillu un tad raada draugiem, re, kaads man garsh kraaninjsh. Pilniigs bullshits.

Normaali pacentushies muuvija taisiitaaji, arii pats speeleetaajs ar cieniijamu skillu Man patika.

Mhm, agraak, kad dziivoju Riigaa, tas laikam bija 1.klasee, mammas mashiinai bija iznjemts aizmugureejais stikls un tur pat zaaliitee atstaats Bet nu atpakalj ielikt jau nevareeja, bet uz skolu mani bija jaaved. Taa nu mees braucaam bez aizmugureejaa stikla un es baazu galvu pa bagaazhnieku aaraa un skatiijos, kaa mirkshkjina pagrieziena lukturi un skatiijos uz citaam mashiinaam Labi, ka nebija ziema un nebija tik auksti

lol, es no saakuma nepaskatiijos datumu un nodomaaju, ka allworth sagaajis sviestaa

Jaa, diezgan neslikta saruna P.S. <XXXmeitene> signija vai vai vai Ja sheit vinja nemelo tad es vinju tikko draugos atradu (laikam gan tieshaam taa ir vinja, jo rakstiishanas stils liidziigs ) P.P.S. Man vinja nepatiik

Angliski gan, bet nu ne iipashi sarezhgjiits "True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family. "The moral of this story is:" "Always keep your condoms in your car."" Man ljoti patika. Njemts no nonstop.lv Ja veelaties varat zemaak arii postot liidziiga tipa interesantus, smiekliigus staastinjus

C'moon, ar lielu crosshair es vispaar nevaru pashaut, es nespeeju preciizi noteikt kur ir vidus tam teemeklim un tad ir gruutaak ieteemeet noteiktaa vietaa Es speeleeju ar mazu un man taa vieglaak.

slowhands kaa vienmeer topaa

Es nez, naudu man vajadzeetu daudz, jo es gribeetu izveidot pats savu F-1 komandu, nopirkt pa kaadai NHL, NBA un mosh futbola komandai, piedaliities Dakaras rallijaa un veel sevis un beernu, mazbeernu, mazmazbeernu utt. pilnveertiigai uztureeshanai buutu vajadziigs kaads pikjiitis. Domaaju, ka ar paaris miljardiem man pietiktu

Pirmajaa reizee paveicaas?

Ahahaha, tagad esi LIELS un gudrs, c'moon, tad jau Hazzers driizaak kljuus par prezidentu, nekaa tu saaksi palikt kaut nedaudz apkjeeriigs.

PIZGJEC