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I understand how scissors can beat paper, and i get how rock can beat scissors, but there's no fucking way paper can beat rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody. A rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When i play rock paper scissors, i always choose rock. Then somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper i can punch them in the face, with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit im sorry, i thought paper would protect you, you asshole!

Pirmā lieta, ko tēvs iemācija. Viņš noteikti lepojas ar tevi!

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Te dažiem ļoti spēcīgi klibo humora izjūta.

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Heh veca laba spele, kura kalpoja kurs pirmais fiskas sitis :D

Ja vins tiesam 8h spej novietas, tad vinam ir spejas. Jo atceroties savus gadus pec 3h novietas, pirksti jau liki kluva, un skeres normali paradit nevareja papirs slideja pats lauka jau :D

kad es fiškoju mangas, tad Tu jau štepselēji mazo rembi augšā. sad panda. :(

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Viens no retajiem trulo latviešu jokiem,kas patiešām ir smieklīgs un izdevies.

Ja nekļūdos citēšu Ziediņu "Par gaumi nestrīdās,par gaumi apdirš." ,tad šis būtu īstais moments apdirst tos,kas nesaprata šāda veida humoru.

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