ExtraOrdinary Posted August 11, 2005 Report Share Posted August 11, 2005 Lidmašīnu piloti pēc katra reisa aizpilda anketu, kurā uzrāda novērotas problēmas. Šo anketu nodod tehniķiem. Vēlāk tehniķi pie katras problēmas pieraksta savu atbildi, ko un kā ir paveikuši. Lūk daži piemēri no Qantas pilotu - tehniķu sarakstes. Esot patiesi. Diemžēl angliski, atvainojiet, netulkošu. (P = The problem logged by the pilot. S = The solution and action take by the mechanics.) P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. S: Almost replaced left inside main tire. P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough. S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft. P: Something loose in cockpit. S: Something tightened in cockpit. P: Dead bugs on windshield. S: Live bugs on back-order. P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent. S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground. P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear. S: Evidence removed. P: DME volume unbelievably loud. S: DME volume set to more believable level. P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick. S: That's what they're there for. P: IFF inoperative. S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode. P: Suspected crack in windshield. S: Suspect you're right. P: Number 3 engine missing. S: Engine found on right wing after brief search. P: Aircraft handles funny. S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious. P: Target radar hums. S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics. P: Mouse in cockpit. S: Cat installed. P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer. S: Took hammer away from midget. <c> jy.lv This shit made me smile few times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frenzzi Posted August 11, 2005 Report Share Posted August 11, 2005 smejiig, bet ne tik ljoti lai buutu jaareec Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fly Posted August 11, 2005 Report Share Posted August 11, 2005 sitas staastins bija smiekliigs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashback Posted August 11, 2005 Report Share Posted August 11, 2005 Es gan patiesi labi iereecu par shito Nu ja taa ir taisniiba, par ko gan es shaubos, tad mehaanikji straadaa godam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krish Posted August 11, 2005 Report Share Posted August 11, 2005 laps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moby Posted August 11, 2005 Report Share Posted August 11, 2005 P: Mouse in cockpit. S: Cat installed. P: Suspected crack in windshield. S: Suspect you're right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Saveejaa Posted August 12, 2005 Report Share Posted August 12, 2005 S: Cat installed Tieshaam incanti Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macho Posted August 12, 2005 Report Share Posted August 12, 2005 man labāk gan patika par to ka volume tiek uzlikts uz more believable level. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinky Posted August 12, 2005 Report Share Posted August 12, 2005 jauki. zheel, ka dazhus vaardus tur nesaprotu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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