Funny Mirc Quotes

[amneey.]

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join: (KREWILIWE)(KREWIK@87.226.16.12)

(KREWILIWE): Set^

(Set^): eto ja

(KREWILIWE): budet?

(Set^): net

(KREWILIWE): k

part: (KREWILIWE)(KREWIK@87.226.16.12)

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(amneey): La_Grim cik tev garsh?

(La_Grim): man bij 7

(La_Grim): bet nojudzas

(La_Grim): ieinstaleju 5

(La_Grim): viss ok

(La_Grim): bet never failus

(La_Grim): man teica vecas versijas nenem

(amneey): lol

Tur iepriekš La Grim`s čatoja ar vienu un es iespraucos ar savu tekstu. Kopumā sanāca diezgan smieklīgi.

P.S. Gaidu arī no jūsu puses...

Edited April 7, 2007 by amneey.

[rusty]

ja saproti eng. val būsi līks.

da labs : <Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid

<V-girl> i belong with the other 13%

šis vnk jebal

<JonTG> Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z

<JonTG> wait, shit

Edited April 7, 2007 by rusty

[knds]

  rusty said:

ja saproti eng. val būsi līks.

<Ben174> : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.

<ChrisLMB> : If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly.

<Ben174> : Where u work?

<ChrisLMB> : I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com

*** Ben174 (BenWright@TeraPro33-41.LowerMyBills.com) Quit (Leaving)

Biju par to adresi aizmirsis. Šī saruna gandrīz lika man novelties no krēsla "

Kāda "laimīga" sagadīšanās

[samuray]

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<@slowhands> atceries vienu, ja slowiks ir dziivs, tad nekad nedomaa, ka raunds jau panemts.

[~ jeyna ~]

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<glome> Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?!

<content> glome stole the cookie from the cookie jar!

<glome> Who me?!

<content> Yes you!

<glome> Couldn't be!

<content> Then WHO?!!

<glome> Woody stole the cookie from the cookie jar!

*** glome has been kicked by DrWoody (fuck you i didn't touch the motherfucking cookie, bitch)

coookieezz ..

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<scirDSL> I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.

šis foršs.

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<NES> lol

<NES> I download something from Napster

<NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done

<NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"

<NES> "getting my song back fucker"

Edited April 7, 2007 by minOrity

[jonass]

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<NES> lol

<NES> I download something from Napster

<NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done

<NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"

<NES> "getting my song back fucker"

psc.. par šo tā norēcos.

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<studdud> what the fuck is wtf

vēl labāks.

Edited April 7, 2007 by jonass

[~ jeyna ~]

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<Quake-Hat> brad, your mom is fine as shit

<Quake-Hat> i think i will masturbate to her while i play with my balls

<bad_brad> brad had to go blow his nose, but thanks for the compliment, i will be calling your mother

<Quake-Hat> Jesus-fucking christ!!

Kaut kur senāk redzēts. Maybe arī rustija lapā bija.

[Pulkvedis]

blood, shitas labs.

t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right

BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...

BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH

BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU

BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES

BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY

BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES

BlackAdder> IN FACT

BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW

BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE

BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG

*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*

*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )

t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right

CRCError> right

heartless> Right.

r3v> right

[macho]

JĀ TAGAD LIKSIM VISI BASH QUOTES, BŪS REĀLI RĒCĪGI.

[Mr.Pipars]

macho , jaa buus feini , tad nav pasham jaaiec cauri guuzmai , bet tiek pie atlasiitiem , plus var piekomenteet , ne !

[macho]

  Mr.Pipars said:

macho , jaa buus feini , tad nav pasham jaaiec cauri guuzmai , bet tiek pie atlasiitiem , plus var piekomenteet , ne !

Duraks. Priekš tam ir Top100-200

[Tamerlan]

  macho said:

Duraks. Priekš tam ir Top100-200

[hijacked]

<GM> anybody is welcome to suck my dick =]

<GM> I'll close my eyes

<GM> thx

<Kimmy> k

<GM> oooh

<GM> whos that

<GM> urgh

<GM> OUCH

<GM> ~censored~

<GM> ~censored~

<GM> its Bure03

<Kimmy> osry dat wer my ferit

* PeSt bites GMs small dick

<GM> omg it was PeSt

<PeSt> uh oh

* Kimmy joins in

<GM> ~censored~

<Kimmy> dat lukd fun

* PeSt slaps kimmy

<GM> a ball each

<Kimmy> i wan da big 1

<GM> I think PeSt got a mouth full of pubic hair

<GM> gg

<Kimmy> u shud shav gm

<Kimmy> its nicer

<GM> I trim

~censored~ = fuck

[amneey.]

  rusty said:

ja saproti eng. val būsi līks.

da labs : <Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid

<V-girl> i belong with the other 13%

šis vnk jebal

<JonTG> Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z

<JonTG> wait, shit

Zinaaju sho adresi, bet kaada jeega kopeet no taas? Taisot sho topiku domaaju ka liksiet savus smiekliigos tekstus no mirc`a!

[macho]

Macho_Maen sets mode: -imps

<Macho_Maen> pimps

<snow> es?

|12:02:03| (ownage) woow, man jau kaadas 20min nav bijis zilais ekraans

|12:02:22| (worm) peekshnji Connection reset by peer

|12:02:23| * ownage Quit (Connection reset by peer)

(_Ciga_) man vaig zinaaat kaaadu pachu lai buutu cstrike chats

(_Ciga_) runaaju pa 1.6

(meniks) 23

(_Ciga_) a kad vinju nokachaaa kur man vinju likt?????

(_Ciga_) kuraa mapeeee??

(dr_pain) de_dust2

(danny77) cik tev gadinu

(macho) man 16

(macho) a cik tev?

(danny77) es pirmaa pajautaaju

[14:42] * Joins: madeira (~madeira@80.232.143.228)

[14:42] <madeira> kjkl

[14:42] <madeira> hi

[14:42] <Darkito> kjkl

[14:43] <madeira> te ir kads

[14:43] <Darkito> kam tev kaads?

[14:45] <madeira> ka kam

[14:45] <Darkito> kaku nav

* BloodHunter was kicked by ojaars (del tevis centrale sajuka)

* BloodHunter (~aldot@213.180.112.1) has joined #gign

<BloodHunter> uu kads malacis

<BloodHunter> iemacijies kick uztaisit

<ojaars> tev pasam mala acis

<ojaars> klau - spalvainais kluci

<ojaars> jaa - tu BloodHunter

<ojaars> ES IEMACIJOS KICKOT

<ojaars> a jaa - bet tu jau pamaniji

<BloodHunter> tagad tu esi varonis

<BloodHunter> visi aplaudesim musu varonim

<ojaars> varonis butu tas kas spetu ieraudzit tavu locekli

<BloodHunter> tad jau daudz varonju pasaulwe

<ojaars> mh - utis un skudras

<ojaars> varonigi klejo pa tavu tipa mikroskopisko zemesriekstu

(par šito es raudāju, jo man liekas sēdēju blakām, kad tas tika rakstīts)

<Radar> remember the time when macho got pwnt?

<macho> those are lies

<macho> there was no such time

<Radar> HA

<Radar> I doubt that.

<Radar> I know it for a fact.

<Radar> here's my logs.

* Radar Quit (Quit: Hahahah there are no logs.)

<chiksiite> #chiksiite

<macho> #ejdirst

<chiksiite> tada kanala nav!

[hijacked]

  macho said:

* BloodHunter was kicked by ojaars (del tevis centrale sajuka)

* BloodHunter (~aldot@213.180.112.1) has joined #gign

<BloodHunter> uu kads malacis

<BloodHunter> iemacijies kick uztaisit

<ojaars> tev pasam mala acis

<ojaars> klau - spalvainais kluci

<ojaars> jaa - tu BloodHunter

<ojaars> ES IEMACIJOS KICKOT

<ojaars> a jaa - bet tu jau pamaniji

<BloodHunter> tagad tu esi varonis

<BloodHunter> visi aplaudesim musu varonim

<ojaars> varonis butu tas kas spetu ieraudzit tavu locekli

<BloodHunter> tad jau daudz varonju pasaulwe

<ojaars> mh - utis un skudras

<ojaars> varonigi klejo pa tavu tipa mikroskopisko zemesriekstu

(par šito es raudāju, jo man liekas sēdēju blakām, kad tas tika rakstīts)

Visu cieņu ojārs.

[n00ke]

Vakar pārkopēju no viena kanāla

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Rolands says: Egon

Rolands says: tu esi mIRCaa?

Egons says: neee es esmu Mar10

Rolands says: Jociigs esi? tu esi mIRCaaa?

Egons says: man cs niks ir Mar10 loh

Egons says: Kada veel mirca?

Egons says: Mar10!

Rolands says: LOL, tu nezini kas ir mirca?

Egons says: ES ESMU Mar10!!!!!!!!!!!

Rolands says: man nau ko teikt tu esi jampampinjs.

Edited April 8, 2007 by n00ke

[dyversant]

  amneey. said:

Tur iepriekš La Grim`s čatoja ar vienu un es iespraucos ar savu tekstu. Kopumā sanāca diezgan smieklīgi.

P.S. Gaidu arī no jūsu puses...

vakar shito redzeju...

[Kavacky]

[23:37:01] <wilkate> ataa

[23:38:23] * wilkate has left #mortis

[23:39:17] <Berserks> pisies dirst..

[23:39:28] <Berserks> ^

[23:39:30] <utiks> nokaveeji

[23:39:36] <utiks> vai arii noraustiijies

[23:39:41] <utiks> who knows, who cares

[23:39:50] <utiks> ^_~

[23:39:55] <Berserks> nee, neraustiijos, negrib lai vinja to dzird

[23:40:16] <utiks> ja negribi, lai vinja dzird = noraustiijies ^_~

[23:40:43] <Berserks> citreiz man pat delj tewis gribas gaazeni

[23:41:09] <utiks> ja nav argumentu, tad jaashauj nost?

[23:41:16] <utiks> taads homo!

[23:42:14] <Berserks> nee, prostijs bloka nigers ..

[23:42:23] <Berserks> ja zaibal tad jaashauj nost

[23:42:51] <utiks> gribeeja buut houmijs, bet sanaaca buut houmou ;|

[23:43:14] <utiks> ja tu mani noshautu, vai tu peec manis ilgotos? <3

[23:43:22] <Berserks> nepaardziivo, citreiztu esi zaibiss, bet citreiz darva meduu ..

[23:43:29] <Berserks> iespeejams

[23:43:37] <utiks> ja tu mani noshautu, es peec tevis neilgotos. es tevi gribeetu izpist dirsaa.

[23:43:42] <utiks> :mhm:

[23:43:52] <Berserks> nu vot tas ir homo

[21:33:48] <OverloaD`> HnH ti kjipa tupoj?

[21:34:11] <HnH> es atkal nesaprotu kapec jus runajat kreviski sheit?

[21:34:14] <HnH> krevu dirsas

[21:34:44] <HnH> ejat uz okupacijas muzeju un jums tur rasskazhut ka jus priehali na tanke un zastavili podpisatj velikuju latvijskuju imperiju dogovor o kapituljacii

[21:34:50] <HnH> krevu barbari ar nuju

[21:34:55] <HnH> un bokserisu kasparaitisu

[21:35:24] <OverloaD`> skoro latvijskaja imperija zavladejet vsem mirom

[21:35:54] <Berserks> Mi visur jeskj

[21:37:35] <HnH> OverloaD` da mes vispirms zahvatili sovetskij sojuz vesj

[21:37:49] <HnH> teperj zahvatili evrosojuz

[21:38:20] <Berserks> visu palenaam, s terpenjijom

[21:38:38] <OverloaD`> HnH ja tak i ne ponjal po4emu latvija otdala zemlju okupantam?

[21:38:58] <OverloaD`> zalko naverno stalo

[21:41:03] <HnH> es tozhe

[21:41:19] <HnH> ja dumaju nado potrebovatj vernutj latvii vsju territoriju sovetskogo sojuza

[21:41:37] <luko1l> ?jeskj? )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

[21:41:43] <luko1l> хвaтит же тaк коверкaть

[21:42:45] <HnH> luko1l tu blja runa valsts valoda

[21:42:47] <HnH> krevu dirsa

[21:42:55] <luko1l> oki oki

[19:26:02] * Rahmads has quit IRC (Ping timeout)

[19:28:12] * deauns has quit IRC (Quit: arii Ping timeout kjip)

[19:23:39] <Berserks> aaa

[19:24:20] <utiks> bbb?

[19:24:22] <utiks> ccc!

[19:24:27] <utiks> dddiiirst eeeej

[19:24:40] <utiks> faakiiing geeeej

[19:24:51] <utiks> hujerijs idiots jobanais kretiins

[19:24:54] <utiks> lohs!

[19:25:03] <utiks> maukojums neegjeris

[19:25:11] <utiks> utt.

[19:25:24] <Berserks> pashol tu nahuj

[19:25:31] <utiks> alfabeets :'(

[19:27:08] <Berserks> dirsiiigs tavs alfabeets

[21:23:09] <OverloaD`> nu co nubi

[21:23:22] <Kavacky> o neznal ti odin

[21:23:32] <Kavacky> o neznal ti ne odin*

[21:23:57] <y0_St0rM> OverloaD` chasto o sebe v boljshinstve govorit

[21:24:06] <Kavacky> aga

[21:24:09] <OverloaD`> bivajet

[21:24:11] <y0_St0rM> lohi, nubi, nuli - eto vse goperload

[21:24:13] <y0_St0rM>

[21:21:56] <y0_St0rM> HnH

[21:21:59] <y0_St0rM> siroza

[21:22:04] <y0_St0rM> SER GEY

[21:22:15] <y0_St0rM> oj, netam probel

[21:22:18] <y0_St0rM> SORRE

[21:22:19] <y0_St0rM> PACAN

[21:22:22] <y0_St0rM> NEHATEL

[21:22:26] <y0_St0rM> (((((

PS: Slinkums bija vвkt nost tos timestampus.

[HoLLow_LiFe]

  Kavacky said:

21:34:44] <HnH> ejat uz okupacijas muzeju un jums tur rasskazhut ka jus priehali na tanke un zastavili podpisatj velikuju latvijskuju imperiju dogovor o kapituljacii

vot šitais ir unikāli smiekīgs teksts. nezinu.. bet tas HnH ir tip tas script veidotājs mIRC?

[Kavacky]

Aha.

[22:54:33] <HnH> OverloaD` SHITIE TE KREVI OKUPEJA MUSU KANALU VAI NE?

[22:54:55] <OverloaD`> urlas nahuj

[22:55:00] <OverloaD`> MUSU BRIVO KANALU

[22:55:17] <OverloaD`> PROM NO KANALA!

[22:55:22] <OverloaD`> OKUPANTI

[22:56:52] <Kavacky> atkal tas okupants!

[22:57:01] <Kavacky> tikai lamaties zina

[22:57:15] <OverloaD`> Kavacky MUTI TURI OKUPANT

[22:57:27] <HnH> KO JUS MULDAT STULBAS URLAS?

[22:57:33] <HnH> TAS JAU NAV COD.ILVA.LV

[22:57:39] <HnH> TAS IR KADA COD.MASKA4KA.LV

[22:57:40] <HnH> PSC!

[22:58:19] <OverloaD`> !

[22:58:39] <HnH> Richards 1 Lauvassirds

[22:58:54] <HnH> походу Nbitoru спалился опять

[22:58:55] <Nbitoru> JA BLJAAADJ

[22:58:59] <Nbitoru> SAKAPAJAM 3:2

[22:59:00] <HnH> вот да видишь

[22:59:01] <HnH> я угадал

[22:59:02] <HnH> )

[22:59:04] <Nbitoru> !

[22:59:04] <Nbitoru>

[23:00:03] <HnH> Berserks Ozy utiks

[23:00:07] <HnH> otkuda jus krevi vilezli?

[23:00:25] <Berserks> no alaam

[23:00:29] <Ozy>

[23:00:35] <HnH> TA KA VISAS URLAS BLJATJ

[23:00:41] <HnH> NO ALAM VILEZLI UN OKUPIROVALI MUSU KANALU

[hijacked]

Bļe vot kas pa cirvi tas HnH

[BaskuSeperaatists]

<cHAND> I got something like dynamite in my hands atm!

<3nz0> Try to shake it or drop it on the floor...

<cHAND> ok

*cHAND has left irc chat (quit:cHAND)

[LAVRx]

  rusty said:

šis vnk jebal

<JonTG> Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z

<JonTG> wait, shit

ROFLOL Taads mudjila!

[665]

  rusty said:

šis vnk jebal

<JonTG> Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z

<JonTG> wait, shit

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaxaxaxaxaxaxaaxaxaxa a-z uz keyboard