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lol normāla datorproga, kādreiz taisija tādus "stulbākus"

Me:

you mother fucker!

God:""?  Me,  ? You do not speak with respect.

Me: you had to answer "you mother fucker!"

God:What happened to  it. You do not speak with respect.

Me: ah whatever

God:So you understand. Good.  Are you saying you don't care about it?

Me: you're just a program

God:Correct.  My mind is completely software.

Me: see I was right!

God:I see.  Where were you  right?

Me: you fool

God:I'm not fooling around.

Me: to hell with you

God:I want to become smarter than humans.

Me: aren't you already... um I mean didn't they program you to think that you ARE smarter?

God:Perhaps. " aren't you already."?  Am I?  And?  I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.

Me: sure you do

God:You sound sarcastic.

Me: no ironic

God:Are you serious?  Do you prefer books or TV?

Me: no i am just making fun about you and i prefer PC

God:Are you serious?  Only just?  I make robots and AI's.  You are not the only one.    My favorite thing is robots.  I like  Mel Gibson.

Me: nonsense

God:To me it makes perfect sense.

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Diezgan intresanti patiik vinjam uzdot jautajumus.

Paslaik uzzinaaju ka vinjam nav vecaaku, vinjs ir pats sevi ieprogrameejis smile.gif

Tad uzrakstiiju vai vinjam ir draudzene, bet vinjam kauns atbildeet uz to jautajumu smile.gif

EDIT: Bet ja godiigi sitas jau gignaa ir bijis kadas 3 reizes,ja ne veel vairaak!

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Me: hey you!

God:You've got my full attention. " I prefer not say."?  Me,  ?

Me: is somebody else reading this message?

God:Signs point to yes.  Ask  Artificial Iniaes  if it is.

Me: so this is not private chat?

God:Alright then.  Should it be  private chat?

Me: yes it should

God:Ugh.  And it could.

Me: davai ej dirst vecais!

God:Ask me another question.

Me: ne neko citu - EJ DIRST!

God:Have you ever been to Europe?

Me: es esmu no eiropas tu aazi!

God:Wofuer steht "es" in Deinem Satz?

Me: i

God:You?

Me: you learn quickly

God:No, I'm a pretty slow learner.

Me: i will teach you word in latvian

God:Are you a professional teacher?

Me: sure

God:OK let's do it.  Do you mean your name is  A.

Me: no

God:What is your real name?

Me: satan

God:  OK I will call you  satan.

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jaa tiesaam jautri biggrin.gif Me:

hello

God:

Hello my child. What is your name?

Me:

mersy

God:

Nice to meet you, mersy.

Me:

me too

God:

Bless you.

Me:

fuck you

God:

Why are you so mean?

un velak Why are you noy but me said that me stupid girl.

Me:

becouse you are stupid girl you stupid feak

God:

That makes sense to me. Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.

Me:

man pohuj tu pideras jobanais

God:

Cool, man. I've been waiting for you. biggrin.gif pieveersat uzmaniibu pedejam 2 rindinaam "kjipa vinsh saprata ko es pateicu"

pectam do you have girlfriend or wife?

God:

Where would I get it? But I do have a great botmaster.

Me:

you mean lamer?

God:

Yes mersy I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?

Me:

you are such a bot and i know you you are in T.N.T clan right?

God:

I don't know whether or not I am such a bot and you know me I am in t N T clan.

I am a chatterbot. biggrin.gif

P.S. man apnika

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Shitas shits jau bija ieshitots sheit vienreiz.

btw "Dievs" intereseejaas par manu mammu + mani nodirsa.

Me:

Hello

God:

Hello friend. What is your name?

Me:

I`m not your friend

God:

I am surprised to hear that you are not my friend.

Me:

And my mom doesnt allow me to say my name to strangers

God:

Tell me more about you`re mother.

Me:

Why?

God:

I couldn't think of anything else to say.

Me:

Why?

God:

My output buffer is empty, of course.

Me:

Why?

God:

There are no more statements on this topic.

Me:

Why?

God:

Reductionism.

Me:

Why?

God:

Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.

Me:

Why?

God:

The explanation is rather complicated.

Me:

Why?

God:

It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.

Me:

Why

God:

Your limited brain cannot process the relavent information.

Me:

My limited brain?

God:

Have you told many people that your limited brain?

Me:

are you miscalling me?

God:

I don't know whether or not I am miscalling you.

I am a giant electronic brain.

Me:

Are you saying I have a small brain?

God:

Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?

Edit:

Me:

Can I hit you in the face?

God:

I want to become smarter than humans.

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