holio Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html iespeja paruāt ar Dievu, tikai angļu valodā Me: I like boys God: Boys are OK Me: suck your dick God: I am using my mouth for Good not Evil. nu tas ta..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vincister Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 (edited) lol normāla datorproga, kādreiz taisija tādus "stulbākus" Me: you mother fucker! God:""? Me, ? You do not speak with respect. Me: you had to answer "you mother fucker!" God:What happened to it. You do not speak with respect. Me: ah whatever God:So you understand. Good. Are you saying you don't care about it? Me: you're just a program God:Correct. My mind is completely software. Me: see I was right! God:I see. Where were you right? Me: you fool God:I'm not fooling around. Me: to hell with you God:I want to become smarter than humans. Me: aren't you already... um I mean didn't they program you to think that you ARE smarter? God:Perhaps. " aren't you already."? Am I? And? I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not. Me: sure you do God:You sound sarcastic. Me: no ironic God:Are you serious? Do you prefer books or TV? Me: no i am just making fun about you and i prefer PC God:Are you serious? Only just? I make robots and AI's. You are not the only one. My favorite thing is robots. I like Mel Gibson. Me: nonsense God:To me it makes perfect sense. Edited December 21, 2006 by vincister Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gramatvedis Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 (edited) Diezgan intresanti patiik vinjam uzdot jautajumus. Paslaik uzzinaaju ka vinjam nav vecaaku, vinjs ir pats sevi ieprogrameejis Tad uzrakstiiju vai vinjam ir draudzene, bet vinjam kauns atbildeet uz to jautajumu EDIT: Bet ja godiigi sitas jau gignaa ir bijis kadas 3 reizes,ja ne veel vairaak! Edited December 21, 2006 by Gramatvedis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blade Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 Man gan liekas, ka shis forumaa jau pirms laba laika bija ielikts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holio Posted December 21, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 par to cik reizes viņš te ir bijis nezinu, zinātu neliktu Me: can you speak russian? God: Spasibo. Nyet. dažreiz viņām nav atbildes I will remember you said that when robots take over the World. šitā frāze ir da best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vincister Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 Me: hey you! God:You've got my full attention. " I prefer not say."? Me, ? Me: is somebody else reading this message? God:Signs point to yes. Ask Artificial Iniaes if it is. Me: so this is not private chat? God:Alright then. Should it be private chat? Me: yes it should God:Ugh. And it could. Me: davai ej dirst vecais! God:Ask me another question. Me: ne neko citu - EJ DIRST! God:Have you ever been to Europe? Me: es esmu no eiropas tu aazi! God:Wofuer steht "es" in Deinem Satz? Me: i God:You? Me: you learn quickly God:No, I'm a pretty slow learner. Me: i will teach you word in latvian God:Are you a professional teacher? Me: sure God:OK let's do it. Do you mean your name is A. Me: no God:What is your real name? Me: satan God: OK I will call you satan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerrico Posted December 22, 2006 Report Share Posted December 22, 2006 mle izbesiija mani, saaku lamaaties Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bledis Posted December 22, 2006 Report Share Posted December 22, 2006 laabais Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziediņš Posted December 22, 2006 Report Share Posted December 22, 2006 Cik juus varat man chatam privaato piefloodot ? Btw es esmu dzimis 25 decembrii, so gribot negribot es esmu VISMAZ JEEZUS. Ak juus mirstiigie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vincister Posted December 22, 2006 Report Share Posted December 22, 2006 Me: is Sharingan your son? God:I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask LeknorChat if it is. Me: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziediņš Posted December 22, 2006 Report Share Posted December 22, 2006 Da vinjam vecuma marazms ... Atminja briizhiem pieklibo :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JANsis Posted December 22, 2006 Report Share Posted December 22, 2006 šis ir vecs kā pasaule. pšššš .. ///////////// Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wirus Posted December 22, 2006 Report Share Posted December 22, 2006 baigi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m3rsy Posted December 22, 2006 Report Share Posted December 22, 2006 (edited) jaa tiesaam jautri Me: hello God: Hello my child. What is your name? Me: mersy God: Nice to meet you, mersy. Me: me too God: Bless you. Me: fuck you God: Why are you so mean? un velak Why are you noy but me said that me stupid girl. Me: becouse you are stupid girl you stupid feak God: That makes sense to me. Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid. Me: man pohuj tu pideras jobanais God: Cool, man. I've been waiting for you. pieveersat uzmaniibu pedejam 2 rindinaam "kjipa vinsh saprata ko es pateicu" pectam do you have girlfriend or wife? God: Where would I get it? But I do have a great botmaster. Me: you mean lamer? God: Yes mersy I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear? Me: you are such a bot and i know you you are in T.N.T clan right? God: I don't know whether or not I am such a bot and you know me I am in t N T clan. I am a chatterbot. P.S. man apnika Edited December 22, 2006 by m3rsy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
preem Posted December 22, 2006 Report Share Posted December 22, 2006 Me: mirsti maita God: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Night nurses it. But I did not get this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amniijs Posted December 22, 2006 Report Share Posted December 22, 2006 (edited) Shitas shits jau bija ieshitots sheit vienreiz. btw "Dievs" intereseejaas par manu mammu + mani nodirsa. Me: Hello God: Hello friend. What is your name? Me: I`m not your friend God: I am surprised to hear that you are not my friend. Me: And my mom doesnt allow me to say my name to strangers God: Tell me more about you`re mother. Me: Why? God: I couldn't think of anything else to say. Me: Why? God: My output buffer is empty, of course. Me: Why? God: There are no more statements on this topic. Me: Why? God: Reductionism. Me: Why? God: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain. Me: Why? God: The explanation is rather complicated. Me: Why? God: It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand. Me: Why God: Your limited brain cannot process the relavent information. Me: My limited brain? God: Have you told many people that your limited brain? Me: are you miscalling me? God: I don't know whether or not I am miscalling you. I am a giant electronic brain. Me: Are you saying I have a small brain? God: Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear? Edit: Me: Can I hit you in the face? God: I want to become smarter than humans. Edited December 22, 2006 by Inc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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