Hofo Posted February 2, 2006 Report Share Posted February 2, 2006 Te būs pāris fakti par Chuck Norris http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ Daži labākie 1.Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him. 2.There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris. 3.Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does. 4.Chuck Norris' blood type is AK+. Ass-Kicking Positive. It is compatible only with heavy construction equipment, tanks, and fighter jets. 5.The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist. 6.Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill. 7.The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn. 8.Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.instinkt Posted February 2, 2006 Report Share Posted February 2, 2006 Vins ir lloti interesants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
limperis Posted February 2, 2006 Report Share Posted February 2, 2006 2.There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris. man shis patika Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moby Posted February 2, 2006 Report Share Posted February 2, 2006 6.Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill. bija labs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vbyuer Posted February 3, 2006 Report Share Posted February 3, 2006 Te būs pāris fakti par Chuck Norris http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ Daži labākie 1.Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him. 2.There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris. 3.Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does. 4.Chuck Norris' blood type is AK+. Ass-Kicking Positive. It is compatible only with heavy construction equipment, tanks, and fighter jets. 5.The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist. 6.Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill. 7.The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn. 8.Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors. vecs un labs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExtraOrdinary Posted February 3, 2006 Report Share Posted February 3, 2006 nav slikti Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xXx Posted February 3, 2006 Report Share Posted February 3, 2006 njaa! bija taada lieta, ka warcraft3 ir, kad Chuck Norris izniicina baazi un vinjam forshie stati http://www.gry-online.pl/Galeria/Forum/1/191630253.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermens Posted February 3, 2006 Report Share Posted February 3, 2006 njaa! bija taada lieta, ka warcraft3 ir, kad Chuck Norris izniicina baazi un vinjam forshie stati http://www.gry-online.pl/Galeria/Forum/1/191630253.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allworth Posted February 3, 2006 Report Share Posted February 3, 2006 (edited) Man liekas, ka Stīvens Sigals ir krutāks, viņš vismaz saka: "C'mon Zeng, teach me to fly" un nomet Zengu no jumta P.S. Supermen, tu tiešām esi bezsmadzeņu pidiņš, kam ir tikai taisnvirziena domāšana? Edited February 3, 2006 by AllwOrth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermens Posted February 3, 2006 Report Share Posted February 3, 2006 (edited) lol? viens roundhouse un sigala vairs nav! p.s. Allworth ari taisnvirziena domashanai ir vajadziga smadzene, taka tavs jautajums nav logisks! Edited February 3, 2006 by supermens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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xXx Posted February 3, 2006 Report Share Posted February 3, 2006 ej tu nost labs! # Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever. Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice. Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight. Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper. When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive. par shitiem es paareecos vis vairaak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Hofo Posted February 3, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 3, 2006 Man liekas, ka Stīvens Sigals ir krutāks, viņš vismaz saka: "C'mon Zeng, teach me to fly" un nomet Zengu no jumta Jā Sigals jau ir kaut kas pavisam labs. Esmu redzējis kaut kādas 10 filmas ar Sigalu un visās tajās filmās viņam neviens nav pieskāries (nav viņam iesitis) kaut gan viņš izskatās pēc pončika. P.s Nabaga Zeng vispār bija no LA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TradeMAAK Posted February 3, 2006 Report Share Posted February 3, 2006 Jā, jo Sīgals bija aikido māsters, un aikido skills ir neļaut sev trāpīt, disarm'ot pretinieku. Jet Li ČEVER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kavacky Posted February 3, 2006 Report Share Posted February 3, 2006 Pirms bišk` vairāk kā nedēļas iekš Superfantasy atraku... norēcos ne pa jokam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moby Posted February 3, 2006 Report Share Posted February 3, 2006 tikko pa tv5 rādīja filmu ar Stīvenu Sigalu, nu vinam tur pieskārās, pat iesita, bet nebija nekada efekta no sitieniem. Cilvēks akmens aka Stīvens Sigals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugo Posted February 4, 2006 Report Share Posted February 4, 2006 8.Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors. pats pedejais- vislabakais Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TriX Posted February 4, 2006 Report Share Posted February 4, 2006 Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darker Posted February 4, 2006 Report Share Posted February 4, 2006 (edited) * Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress. *Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch." *Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will fuck you up. *Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!" *In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer. *The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn. * When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women. *Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill. *Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her. *Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting. *One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors. *Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights. par shiem iereecu =D Edited February 4, 2006 by darker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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