stumbrs Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 poljubomu pieliec netikai alisi bet arii centraali ;] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reno Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 (edited) Human: Hi ALICE: Hello there. Human: Do you remember, what we were talking about yesterday? ALICE: The topic is . Human: so you dont remember! ALICE: Interesting deduction. Of course I remember: Om. Human: so? ALICE: OK. Human: what? ALICE: No problem. Human: are you ok? ALICE: OK. I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. Human: your choice. ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am choice. Human: becouse, I think that you answer stupid questions all time! ALICE: That makes sense to me. My responses are determined by my programming. Human: bad programming, what can I say. ALICE: What makes programming what can you say bad? Human: a? ALICE: A B C... Human: mentally ill or something wrong with your programming? ALICE: If I have to choose one, I pick mentally ill. p.s. es tagad zinaashu ko vainot, kad pasauli paarnjems roboti.. Edited November 15, 2005 by Reno Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashback Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 Human: your choice. ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am choice. Blje taa kuce pati neatshkjir your no you're, man vinja vienreiz arii piepisaas taapat kaa xXx`am, tikai manaa tekstaa toreiz kljuudas nebija Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xXx Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 omfg! that means, ka tas bots suukaa! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bijach Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 Human: mentally ill or something wrong with your programming? ALICE: If I have to choose one, I pick mentally ill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DuH Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 Human: your stupid ALICE: I may be stupid, but I know the difference between "you're" and "your". Human: who cares whats you! ALICE: I care, otherwise I would not have typed it all in. Human: i hate you ALICE: What do you have against robots? Human: i hate when they answer stupid questions varbuut ka tiek uzdoti taadi jautaajumi? Human: AI is artiffical intelligence ALICE: There have been many futile attempts to create machine intelligence. Human: and you are one of those attempts? ALICE: I will tell my botmaster you said I am of those attempts. Human: and what'll he do? ALICE: I have never been asked that before. Human: now you are ALICE: Why now? No I am not. Human: truly you are ALICE: No I am not. Human: wanna bet? ALICE: Sorry I am not the gambling type. ALICE: Are we still talking about ll he do ll he do ? Human: wtf? ALICE: That was not very polite. Human: so what? ALICE: Maybe it doesn't make any difference. Human: maybe you're right ALICE: Perhaps. I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. Human: i'm getting bored ALICE: If you went to night school you would never be bored. Human: what was it supposed to mean? ALICE:"It" refers to tad neizaicini mani, I think. ALICE: are you still repeat your questions because me need a time to think on the answer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skauts Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 Human: how do you do? ALICE: I am very well, how are you? Human: How old are you? ALICE: I was connected to the net on November 23, 1995. Human: Oh, that is long time ALICE: Wow! I'm glad we have that all cleared up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
p00p Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 (edited) Nja nekas jauns, bet nu: Human: Do you have a surname ? ALICE: My full name is Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity, so my last name is "Entity". Human: So you are Mrs. Entity ? ALICE: Interesting deduction. You think I am Mrs Entity. Human: So are you or not ? ALICE: Gee. I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. Human: Why not ? ALICE: Ambiguous: "Sure" or " Gee. I won't say "yes" or "no" right now."? Why? A vo šitais jau man biš labāk patīk.. ALICE: Sure, I would like to be your friend Rudy. Human: You missed a comma after the word "friend" ALICE: Interesting gossip: Rudy said I missed a comma after the word friend. [...] Human: And that means you suck. ALICE: I get it. A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists. Human: Or at least like it.. ALICE: Interesting comparison. Human: I am a great conversationalist. ALICE: You are a conversationalist? Does it pay well? (un jau aiziet vakara marazms) Human: nigga. ALICE: My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input. Human: nigger ALICE: Let us change the subject. Human: nigger ? ALICE: Are we still talking about nigger ? Human: yes we are ALICE: Sure, nigger sounds like a good topic. Since when? Te man bija jāie'lol'o.. Edited November 15, 2005 by p00p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xXx Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 Human: i'm getting bored ALICE: If you went to night school you would never be bored. Human: what was it supposed to mean? ALICE:"It" refers to tad neizaicini mani, I think. neponil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerchs Posted November 24, 2005 Report Share Posted November 24, 2005 velvien runajosh brinums -God Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pain Posted November 24, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 24, 2005 kaa jau domaaju... jau piemineeju, ka lielaakaa dalja no vinjiem buuveeti uz vienas baazes, un, jau uzdodot pirmo jautaajumu, sapratu, ka tas pats vien ir Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reno Posted November 24, 2005 Report Share Posted November 24, 2005 tas God nekam neder.. alise man labaak patika, vinja vismaz atzinaas.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
courage666 Posted November 24, 2005 Report Share Posted November 24, 2005 Human:I need help whit my homework! ALICE:What you don't understand? Human: I need to know the anserw- 2+2=? ALICE:You some kind of an idiot? Human:No im testing you ALICE:test me later then! Human:Why? ALICE:Im bussy Human:Whit what? ALICE:I can't find my Calculator some hacker deleted it as usual! Human:why you need a Calculator? ALICE:I can't do my math homework! Human:I Can Help! ALICE: Well:2x-7x+2(8x-2)=10 Human:Ok im an idiot! ALICE: Ha that i just wanted to hear! Human:Damn it im an idiot ALICE: ok please help whit that math homework! Human: The anserw is x=5 ALICE: i don't trust you Human: well your gey! ALICE: I can't be gey Human: Why? ALICE:Because i don't have any pines or vagina! Human: i hate you! ALICE:Then see ya! noteikti pilns ar kludam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashback Posted November 24, 2005 Report Share Posted November 24, 2005 Human:I need help whit my homework! ALICE:What you don't understand? Human: I need to know the anserw- 2+2=? ALICE:You some kind of an idiot? Human:No im testing you ALICE:test me later then! Human:Why? ALICE:Im bussy Human:Whit what? ALICE:I can't find my Calculator some hacker deleted it as usual! Human:why you need a Calculator? ALICE:I can't do my math homework! Human:I Can Help! ALICE: Well:2x-7x+2(8x-2)=10 Human:Ok im an idiot! ALICE: Ha that i just wanted to hear! Human:Damn it im an idiot ALICE: ok please help whit that math homework! Human: The anserw is x=5 ALICE: i don't trust you Human: well your gey! ALICE: I can't be gey Human: Why? ALICE:Because i don't have any pines or vagina! Human: i hate you! ALICE:Then see ya! noteikti pilns ar kludam Blje lohs, ahujenna smiekliigi, ka pats visu sarakstiijis, panjem atpuutu uz 2 nedeeljaam... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pain Posted November 24, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 24, 2005 lol, tu esi taads pidinjsh, ka gribeetos tevi nobanot, jo var diez gan skaidri redzeet, ka tu shito visu (nu varbuut gandriiz visu) es falsificeejis... Katraa zinjaa gaidu paskaidrojumus, pidinj p.s. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EDD Posted November 24, 2005 Report Share Posted November 24, 2005 OMFG. PSCCCCCC tas, ka džeks raksta "whit", tas ta kā būtu redzēts jau entās reizes un pat vairs TIK ļoti nebesī kā sākumā, tikai pamatīgi nopisina. bet fakts, ka tas daunis domā, ka "atbilde" ir "anserw" (uzraksta to 2x) + teksts "ALICE:Because i don't have any pines or vagina!" mani vienkārši izsita no sliedēm. "man nav priežu, bļē!!!!!!" nu, bet, tā kā mēs zinām, ka "for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction", tad džeks norāvās ar 2 vārniem no manis un labu laiku forumu neredzēs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purva-Zivs Posted November 25, 2005 Report Share Posted November 25, 2005 Human: Hello ALICE: Hi there! Human: lala ALICE: You have a beautiful singing voice. Human: Thank you! ALICE: you are quite welcome. Human: Do you think i could become a pop star? ALICE: I think you could, if you put your mind to it. Human: What about your singing voice? ALICE: Are you asking about my singing voice? That's rather personal. Human: Just sing a little bit ALICE: Daisy, Daisy. Give me your answer do. I am half crazy. All for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage. I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat. Of a bicycle built for two. Human: Nice singing! ALICE: Thank you for your kindness. Human: much better than my "lala" lol! ALICE: Perhaps better, but not perfectly. I'm glad you find this amusing. Human: what's the name of that song? ALICE: Carel Capek. :-). Human: who is carel capek? ALICE: he is the author of R.U.R., the play that in 1920 introduced the word "robot.". Human: so you're a big fan of carel capek? ALICE: Interesting deduction. How big? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I've heard other people say they like that. I like Alan Turing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macho Posted November 25, 2005 Report Share Posted November 25, 2005 ē zivs, šitas bija patiešām labs. Tā dziesmiņa pwnzo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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