macho Posted July 28, 2005 Report Share Posted July 28, 2005 If World War Two had been an online Real Ttime Strategy game, the chat room traffic would have gone something like this. *Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.* *Eisenhower has joined the game.* *paTTon has joined the game.* *Churchill has joined the game.* *benny-tow has joined the game.* *T0J0 has joined the game.* *Roosevelt has joined the game.* *Stalin has joined the game.* *deGaulle has joined the game.* Roosevelt: hey sup T0J0: y0 Stalin: hi Churchill: hi Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks! paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks T0JO: lol Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression! benny-tow: haha america sux Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool? Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever Stalin: cool deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy Roosevelt: i dont got **** to help, sry Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me Roosevelt: get antiair guns Churchill: i cant afford them benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is? paTTon: Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army paTTon: yah hurry the fock up Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck *deGaulle has left the game.* Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k? benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair? benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head? Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh1t u fags im gunna kick ur asses T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u Hitler[AoE]: wtf Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me! T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol benny-tow: haha benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1 T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help Roosevelt: yah thats right ***** im comin for ya Stalin: church help me Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here Stalin: dont be an arss Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late Eisenhower: LOL benny-tow: hahahh oh sh1t help Hitler: o man ur focked paTTon: oh what now biotch Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol *benny-tow has been eliminated.* benny-tow: lame Roosevelt: gj patton paTTon: thnx Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax hes killing all my sh1t Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record Eisenhower: Nuts! benny~tow: wtf that mean? Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun cocksocker Stalin: rofl T0J0: HAHAHHAA Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city *Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.* benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL Stalin: OMG LMAO! Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows *Hitler[AoE] has left the game* paTTon: hahahhah T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs benny~tow: shut up noob Roosevelt: haha wut a moron paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now? Eisenhower: yah me too T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol Eisenhower: fock u paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie Stalin: go to hell lol paTTon: fock this sh1t im goin afk Eisenhower: yah this is gay *Roosevelt has left the game.* Hitler[AoE]: wtf? Eisenhower: sh1t now we need some1 to join *tru_m4n has joined the game.* tru_m4n: hi all T0J0: hey Stalin: sup Churchill: hi tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff! tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets T0J0: wtf is nukes? T0J0: holy ****holy****hoyl****! *T0J0 has been eliminated.* *The Allied team has won the game!* Eisenhower: awesome! Churchill: gg noobs no re T0J0: thats bull**** u fockin suck *T0J0 has left the game.* *Eisenhower has left the game.* Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for **** Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss tru_m4n: l8r all benny~tow: bye Churchill: l8r Stalin: fock u all tru_m4n: shut up commie lol *tru_m4n has left the game.* benny~tow: lololol u commie Churchill: ROFL Churchill: bye commie *Churchill has left the game.* *benny~tow has left the game.* Stalin: i hate u all fags *Stalin has left the game.* paTTon: lol no1 is left paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep *paTTon has been eliminated.* paTTon: o sh1t! *paTTon has left the game.* njemts no shejienes p.s. weee i got a jeep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xXx Posted July 28, 2005 Report Share Posted July 28, 2005 shitas rlz - Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stumbrs Posted July 28, 2005 Report Share Posted July 28, 2005 haha :> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
p00p Posted July 28, 2005 Report Share Posted July 28, 2005 haha labi izdomaats. Hitler[AoE]: wtf Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army shis a bij laps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashback Posted July 28, 2005 Report Share Posted July 28, 2005 labs shits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frenzzi Posted July 28, 2005 Report Share Posted July 28, 2005 (edited) ir ok Edited July 28, 2005 by frenzzi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rawen Posted July 28, 2005 Report Share Posted July 28, 2005 Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k? benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair? benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head? shis bij vnk perfekts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moby Posted July 28, 2005 Report Share Posted July 28, 2005 Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets T0J0: wtf is nukes? sitais spaarda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest darek Posted July 28, 2005 Report Share Posted July 28, 2005 =) nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExtraOrdinary Posted July 28, 2005 Report Share Posted July 28, 2005 (edited) labs tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff! tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES Edited July 28, 2005 by ExtraOrdinary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitesnake Posted July 28, 2005 Report Share Posted July 28, 2005 tas nabaga cilveeks kas shito naktiis (droshi vien) taisiijis ir radiijis briinumu... labinieks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bijach Posted July 28, 2005 Report Share Posted July 28, 2005 tas nabaga cilveeks kas shito naktiis (droshi vien) taisiijis ir radiijis briinumu... labinieks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myth Posted July 28, 2005 Report Share Posted July 28, 2005 Njaa .... taadi kretiinismi(labaa noziimee) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrugDealer Posted July 28, 2005 Report Share Posted July 28, 2005 Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k? benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair? benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head? shis bij vnk perfekts piekriitu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HyperBoy Posted July 28, 2005 Report Share Posted July 28, 2005 (edited) pie shitaa es saaku skalji smieties T0J0: wtf is nukes? T0J0: holy ****holy****hoyl****! *T0J0 has been eliminated.* Edited July 28, 2005 by HyperBoy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyperkick Posted July 28, 2005 Report Share Posted July 28, 2005 lool , norm izdomaats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TradeMAAK Posted July 29, 2005 Report Share Posted July 29, 2005 Ja es labāk pārzinātu vēsturi, šis man liktos vēl smieklīgāks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashback Posted July 29, 2005 Report Share Posted July 29, 2005 Nu kad svaigaa atminjaa veel shogad maaciitais par ww2 tad shis gabals liekas uuber reeciigs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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