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You: hey

Stranger: hi

Stranger: from ?

You: Europe

You: oO

You: u?

Stranger: me too

You: nice

You: you play mmo?

You: :D

Stranger: no i play WoW

You: jeah, wow is mmo

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es gar zemi :D ok, ne tik traki, bet nu interesanti ir (:

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Turpinot zombiju tēmu. :)

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: AAAHGRRRRR

Stranger: chill

You: I cant, zombies are attacking my house

You: what should I do?

Stranger: oh

Stranger: get a life.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hi

You: I am leet king

Stranger: - -!

You: Don't bow to me!

Stranger: really?

You: I will show you the light

You: i will tell you some tips for free

Stranger: are you crazy?

You: What is your raiting?

You: I am MERCILESS GLADIATOR

Stranger: - -!

Stranger: 你傻吧

You: Do like the GAMES

Stranger: bye

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Stranger: hi

You: BONK!

Stranger: from?

You: MEDIC!

You: Put dispenser here!

Stranger: 'put ur penis on my ass'

You: The enginier is the spy.

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Stranger: hi

You: chau

You: whats up ?

Stranger: not much

Stranger: u

You: stranger you are fat ?

You: so lame

You: so fucking lame

Stranger: yes

Stranger: im eric cartman

Stranger: i hate jews

Stranger: heil hitler

Stranger: !!!1

Stranger: jewbots gon take over tha world

SOUTHPAAAARK :))))))

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Stranger: ying

You: yang

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You: Are u black?

You: :D

Stranger: no im white

You: I'm from LA sitting in my hood - chillin and shit

You: Life is easyier for you white people is it?

Stranger: dont know never been black so i cant compare it

You: I can't even go outside without glock.

You: It's like wild lif out here

Stranger: what is glock

You: Ak's everywhere

You: U don't know what is glock ?

Stranger: no i dont

You: It's an life savier

Stranger: ? is it a gun?

You: http://www.glock.com/

You: Yup

Stranger: oh my god we havent got anything like that

You: The vorst time is when you have pack of weed and you have to go through the hood

You: Every black nigga smells good weed miles away

Stranger: lol all we have is biky gangs trying to kill each other

Stranger: but they've joined together, to fight the state government lol

You: We have 5 years old niggaz running with glocks scearing white people

You: Now man the government is good in USA

You: cuz we have black President

You: man

You: thats ice cold

Stranger: lol so how is the global financial crisis over there?

You: Wtf - are you offending me? How can a nigga from hood know that white people shit.. ?

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi!

You: Yo brother

Stranger: What's up?

You: Nothing - chilling and shit

Stranger: Where are you from?

You: LA

Stranger: Cool.

Stranger: I'm from the Moon.

You: I've been there

You: its so fucking racist -White moon

You: Don't you think so?

Stranger: Cocaine is racist too?

Stranger: Because it's white...

Stranger: Or The White House.

You: Now dog it's white but it's still is a black magic

You: White house will be painted in color of president

You: :D

Stranger: The White House has Obama in it, so it's neutral now. :D

You: Yup

You: 50-50

Stranger: :D

Stranger: What music do you like.

Stranger: ?

Stranger: I bet hip hop. :D

You: Opera :D

You: La la la laaaaa!

Stranger: Really? :D

You: Yeah whright...

Stranger: :D

Stranger: Do you have any interesting hobbies?

You: And what music do you listen on Moon?

Stranger: I listen to everything. :D

Stranger: At the moment i'm listening to some dubstep. :)

You: To white for me...

Stranger: Are you racist?

You: No i just hate white people.

Stranger: You are racist. :D

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: gun

Stranger: ???

You: ???

Stranger: I am just the lunatic. Do not ask me.

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Stranger: Hi, I'm a submissive 27yo Scottish guy who loves to be dominated and humiliated. If this isn't your thing, please feel free to hit disconnect ;)

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You: ---^v---^v---^v---^v---^v---^v---^v---^v---------------------------

Stranger: hi

You: -----------------------------------------------

Stranger: what does this mean?

You: THIS MEANS I'M DYING YOU BITCH!!!

You: have drugs?

Stranger: monster , i've never seen

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Forša lapa. :)

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Stranger: hi

You: Dad?

You: Is that you?

Stranger: ...

Stranger: Son?

You: Mom told me i could chat with you here

Stranger: Oh god

Stranger: I, i thought

Stranger: i thought she had the abortion

You: Daddy, I miss you :(

Stranger: I HAD NO IDEA YOU EXISTED

You: :(

Stranger: Well

You: please, love me dad!!!!

You: LOVE MEEE!

Stranger: FUCK OFF LOSER

:(

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Stranger: hi, what is your worst christmas present ever ?

You: your mom

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baigi ātri čaļi disconnectojas

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Stranger: hi!

You: yo

You: im from west coast

Stranger: asl?

You: i will shoot you

You: BANG BANG

You: haha

You: you are dead!

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You: mom

You: mom

You: mommy

You: mom

You: mo

You: mom

You: mom

You: mommy

You: mom

You: mother

You: mother

You: mom

You: mom

You: mommy

Stranger: YES STEWIE?

You: FUCK YOU!

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Stranger: hi

im an 18 year old australian male

who is really horny :D

do you have a webcam?

You: im an 18 year old australian female

who is really horny :D

You: isn't that nice?

Stranger: im bisexual

Stranger: i can tell your a guy

You: i love animals

Stranger: and its gay for you to fake ya know

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pats pirmais - man arii ar to pietika :D

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Stranger: hi there!

You: Hello!

Stranger: how are you?

You: You know that Nibiru is going to come to earth yesterdey?

Stranger: not the first time i guess

You: Well, it is going to crash in USA! :S

Stranger: what is it?

Stranger: an asteroid?

You: The planet Nibiru!

You: Well, the same!

Stranger: really...

Stranger: well it's our last day

You: You better turn on chanell BBC!

Stranger: not only for the usa

You: Well, but me and my family live on Moon!

You: So we will stay alive!

Stranger: nice!

Stranger: i should go to mars

You: Well man you can't!

Stranger: i'll find a way

Stranger: steal a missile from my country and launch it to mars and jump into it

Stranger: i'll certainly die in the way

You: You can't go to Mar because you're a bum and you could not afford it! :S

Stranger: aha really?

Stranger: mein gott!

You: I'm so drunk that i can't even write right!

Stranger: yeah nibiru will release you

Stranger: don't worry

You: Want some candy?

Stranger: it will burst the moon before crashing on earth

Stranger: why not

You: No it won't you bum!

Stranger: then i come to your truck

You: Nibiru will pwn your family! :D

Stranger: i don't care

Stranger: the great rabbit will save us

Stranger: the mayas saw it

You: Look in your mothers room!

You: You will see her sucking my cock! :D

Stranger: if you want

You: She has really nice lips! mhhh

Stranger: if you say so you necrophile

Stranger: she's dead muhahaha

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You: Say Hi

Stranger: Hi

You: You are now officially my new slave

Stranger: Say sex

Stranger: Oh

You: I will call you Dirsasseja Villijs

Stranger: Thanks master

Stranger: Please use me as you will.

You: Kill yourself

You: Now!

Stranger: I'm a Juden and I call holocaust on myself

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Stranger: Good night sweet prince.

Stranger: -is dead-

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