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[GSG-9] reCon

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  1. mamutus fragoja+ cvemaniem arii bija visaadas taktikas, piem, apstaajeis aplii un mauc ar zariem, vai kaa vinji stirnas iemaniijaas stirnas pa krauju nomest..
  2. futbols vinjiem bija labaaks
  3. Dream .... Ja buus pieprasijums pec shii geima, tad mosh uzlikshu cz.gign.lv serveri <c> worm takaa kaukas tamliidzigs bija teikts pa to serveri
  4. es tagad jau kaadu 2 nedeelju speeleeju uz steama, jo non-steam versijai biaj tie fakinie code 61, 59 esmu par servera paarieshanu uz steam.
  5. [GSG-9] reCon

    ehh

    peedeejie vinji nebuus, vismaz valodas zinjaa nebuus.. pagaashgad belgium izdomaaja savu valodu , nodziedaaja dziesmu un ieguva 2 tro vietu.... ja buus pa vidu tas buus jau norm
  6. [GSG-9] reCon

    Muzoni

    www.mp3spy.ru Ja tu searcho dziesmas, tad searchaa neraxti grupas pilno nosaukumu , bet gad pirmos sakuma burtus piem rammstein = ramm linkin park = lin vismaz man taa jaaadara
  7. 1.Black Hawk Down 2.fast and furious 3.Pulp Fiction shitas ierulle
  8. hero.. tas nav suuds, bet gan cs 1.6 bez steama. Ieinstalee to un speelee.
  9. [GSG-9] reCon

    anjuki

    Triis bokseri : smagsvars, videejais svars, un vieglaa svara kategoorijas bokseris. Smagsvars: Vakar gaaju ienaacu maajaa, redzu sieva ar miiljaako. Es shim vienu sitienu -tam nokauts. Videejais svars : Man ar taada pati situaacija es shim seeriju sitienu, vinjam nokauts. Vieglais svars : Man ar taa situaacija, es panjemu vienu seeriju ar sitieniem otru, tad tresho un jau juutu, ka peec punktiem vineeju.
  10. [GSG-9] reCon

    anjuki

    ONE STUPID WHITE JOKE When I'm born I'm BLACK When I grow up I'm BLACK When I'm sick I'm BLACK When I die I'm BLACK AND YOU! .... WHITE MAN When you're born you're PINK When you grow up you're WHITE When you're sick you're GREEN When you go into the sun you're RED When you're cold you're BLUE When you die you go PURPLE AND YOU HAVE THE BLOODY CHEEK TO CALL ME COLOURED ))))))))))))))))))))))
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    anjuki

    Tas nav veersiens pret kaadu personiski, its just a joke. JEW JOKES What candy did Hitler hate more then any other? Jew Jew Beans... Although I heard he enjoyed them "roasted!" Why don't Jews eat pork? They may be a lot of things, but CANNIBALS they're not! Why aren't Jews attacked by sharks? Professional courtesy! Do you know how to keep Jews out of a country club? Let one in, and he'll keep the rest out. What's the Jewish version of foreplay? Half an hour of begging. How can you tell the mother-in-law at a Jewish wedding? She's the one on her hands and knees picking up the rice! What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall? He breaks his nose. Roses are redish, Violits are bluish,if it wasn't for Christmas we'd all be jewish. How do you get 50 jews in a taxi? Drop a coin in. Why do Jews have thick windows? So their kids don't hear the ice-cream truck. GOD SAID TO MOSES "COME FORTH" BUT HE TRIPPED AND CAME FIFTH . Q:what is the job of a jewish football player A:to get the quater back. PAKIE JOKES Q: What's red white and makes you laugh? A: A busload of Pakistanis going over a cliff Q: How do you tell how many Pakistanis live in a town? A: Count the windows and multiply by 36 Q: Why don't they let Pakistanis swim in Lake Windermere? A: Because they would leave a ring Nothing smells worse than an Indian Q: Why did the Pakistani trade his wife in for a toilet seat? A: Because the hole was smaller and the smell the better Three people are waiting at a bus stop, one white couple and one pakie guy. The white couple has two German Shepard dogs with them, one standing on each side of the pakie man. Both dogs both take HUGE shits on the pakie man's shoes at the same time. The white couple apologizes to the pakie man, and the pakie man says "it's ok". The bus finally arrives, the white couple goes on first, they ask how much for the bus and the bus driver says "2.50 for both of you". So the white couple pays and sits down. Then the pakie man asked "how much is it for the bus?", the bus driver replys saying " 50 cents for you and 1.50 for your two children" ) CHINK JOKES What's brown and white and flops on the beach? A Filipino and a seagull fighting over a fish! What do you call a Chinese walking a dog? A vegetarian Q: What is the name for a fight between two Chinese lesbians? A: A tong war. Why don't Japanese people like mushrooms? They remind them of nuclear bomb that was dropped on them There were 3 brothers from China, Bu, Chu and Fu. When they moved to America, they decided to change their names. Bu changed his name to Buck. Chu changed his name to Chuck. And Fu...well, he had to go back to China. What do you call a fat chinese person A chunk
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    anjuki

    Good nigger jokes 1) Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet? Identification 2) Why do niggers wear wide brimmed hats? So birds won't shit on their lips 3) How do you stop black kids from jumping on your bed? Put velcro on the ceiling 4) Why do niggers smell so bad? So blind people can hate them too 5) Why does Stevie Wonder smile all the time? He doesn't know he's black 6) Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He's black 7) How do you get a nigger down from a tree Cut the rope 8) How do you stop a nigger from hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back 9) What do you do when you see a nigger with one leg? Stop laughing and re-load 10) How many niggers does it take to pave a road? Depends on how you slice them 11) What's green and pink and purple and orange? A nigger dressed for church 12) What's the difference between a deer in the road and a nigger in the road? The deer has skid marks in front of it 13) What is wrong with 4 niggers going over a cliff in a cadilac? It seats 5 14) What do you say when you see your t.v. floating around at night? Drop it nigger 15) Why are niggers so strong? T.V.'s are getting heavier 16) Why are niggers so fast? All slow ones are in jail 17) What do you call a nigger having sex? Rape 18) What happened to the nigger that had an abortion? Crime stoppers sent her a check for 500 dollars 19) What are 3 things you can't give a nigger? A black eye, a fat lip, and a job 20) How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off his head 21) What is the difference between batman and a black man? Batman can go out at night without robin 22) What's the definition of mass confusion? Father's Day in Harlem 23) Why shouldn't you hit a nigger riding a bike? Because the bike is probably yours 24) Why do white people go to black people's garage sales? To get their stuff back 25) What do black kids get for Christmas? Your bike 26) What is long and hard on a nigger? First Grade 27) Why do Black People lean to the middle when they drive? They think the smells comin' from the outside 28) Where is the best place to hide a nigger's food stamps? Under his work boots. 29) Why do niggers have red eyes after having sex ? Because of the pepper spray 30) What's the difference between a nigger and a bike? When you put chains on a bike it doesn't start singing 31) How do you know Adam and Eve weren't black? Ever try taking a rib from a nigger? 32) What was missing from the million man march? An auctioneer 33) How long does it take a nigger to shit? Nine months 34) What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea? A good start 35) What does a smart nigger, and Santa Clause have in common? They're both fictional characters 36) Why are the trees in harlem so close together? Public transportation 37) In 4th Grade who has the biggest dick, the wetback, the white boy, or the nigger? The nigger,,, he's 16 38) What do you call a white man surrounded by 5 black men? victim 39) How about a white man surrounded by 10 men? A quarter-back 40) How about a white man surrounded by 20 black men? basketball coach and a white man surrounded by 40 black men? a football coach and finally a white man surrounded by 1,000 black men? a warden 41) What do you call a barn full of dead niggers? Antique farm equipment 42) What's long and black? The unemployment line 43) How do you start a black parade? By rolling a penny down the street 44) What goes Fee Fi Foe Fee Fi Foe Fee? Mike Tyson giving out his phone number 45) What do black people give their daughter when she turns 13? A baby shower 46) Why do niggers wear high heel shoes? So their knuckles won't drag on the ground 47) What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a nigger? A dumb gorilla 48) What do you get when you cross a monkey and a nigger? Nothing, monkeys are too smart to fuck niggers 49) What do niggers and sperm have in common? Only one in two million work 50) Why do niggers always have sex on their minds? Because of the pubic hair on their heads. 51) How did the nigger break his leg raking the leaves? He fell out of the tree. 52) How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers? He promised to create jobs for them if elected. 53) What do you call a nigger in a suit? Defendant 54) What do black girls and bears have in common? They both suck their paws 55) What happened when the nigger looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face 56) How do you get niggers out of your neighborhood? Hide all the good cardboard boxes 57) Why do police dogs lick their asses so much? To get the taste of NIGGER out of their mouths 58) Why do niggers have flat noses? When they are born the doctor drops them on the floor, steps on the back of their heads and jerks the tail out. 59) What's black and white and red all over? A nigger and seagull fighting over a french fry on the Jersey shore! 60) What's black and white and goes rolling along the boardwalk? A nigger and a pigeon fighting over a chicken wing! 61) Did you hear about the little black kid who got diarrhea? He thought he was melting 62) What do you call three blacks at a skinhead barbeque? Charcoal. 63) How do you make a nigger nervous? Take him to an auction. 64) What do you call two nigger motorcycle cops? Chocolate CHiPs. 65) A cowboy, an indian, and a black man are sitting at a bar. the indian turns to the black man and says, "We once were many but now we're few". the black man replies, "We once were few but now we're many". the cowbay over hears all this and says to the black man, " Thats because we haven't played cowboys and niggers yet". 66) Did you hear of the new Black Barbie? It comes with 12 kids, AIDS and a welfare check . 67) What does NAACP stand for? Niggers are actually colored polocks. 68) What do you call a black woman who gets an abortion? A member of Crimestoppers of America. 69) Whats the difference between a black and a snow tire? A snow tire won't sing when you put chains on it. 70) There is a 3 story apartment building with 1 apartment on each floor. A white family lives on the top floor. A mexican family lives on the second floor A nigger family lives on the botom floor. At 2:00 PM in the afternoon a terrrible tornado hits the building, totally destroying it. Which family lived? The White family, because both parents were at work and the kids were in school. 71) What is the American dream? All the niggers go back to Africa with a Jew under each arm! 72) A ship sinks and the only survivors are a Russian, a Jamaican, a skinhead and a nigger. At sea for days, they finally come within sight of land. The Russian opens a hidden bottle of Stoli vodka, takes one swig and throws the remainder of the bottle into the water much to the other passangers dismay. The Russian explains that where he comes from, there is plenty of Stoli, it is worth nothing and means nothing. The Jamaican then procceds to light a huge blunt, takes one hit, and then throw the remainder to sea explaining, 'Mon, in my country we have plenty of marijuanna, it is worth nothing, means nothing.' So then the White man from New Jersey throws the nigger into the water! 73) What do you say to a black man in uniform? "I'll have a Big Mac with cheese and a coke." 74) What is a nigger's favorite anti-perspirant? Unemployment. 75) How can you spot a Black masochist? He's the one working for a living. 76) Hear about the black version of "Shogun"? It's called "Shonuff". 77) Why did all the blacks die in Vietnam? When the sergent said "Get down!", they got up and started dancing. 78) What do you call a black-midget in Ireland? A lepra-coon. 79) What are the six words you never ever want to hear a black man say? "Hi, I be yo' new neighbor." 80) Why do blacks call white people "honkies"? That's the last noise they hear before the white people run them over. 81) How was break dancing invented? By black kids stealing hubcaps from moving cars. 82) Why does California have so many fags and New York have so many niggers? California had first choice. 83) What is the difference between a "RAP" group's manager and a proctologist? A proctologist only deals with one asshole at a time 84) What is the New York State motto? Eat, Drink and be Merry, for tomorrow you may be killed by a nigger in Central park." 85) What do you say to a nigger in a three-piece suit? "Will the defendant please rise." 86) Why don't niggers celebrate Thanksgiving.? Kentucky Fried Chicken isn't open on holidays. 87) Did you hear about the nigger with insomnia? He kept waking up twice a week. 88) What do niggers say during foreplay? "If you scream, bitch, I'll kill you!" 89) If Tarzan and Jane were black, what would Cheetah be? The brains of the outfit. 90) What is eight miles long and has an I.Q. of 68? The "Martin Luther King Day" parade. 91) How do you stop five niggers from raping a white woman? Throw them a basketball. 92) What's the first thing taught in a Harlem driving school? How to unlock a car with a coat hanger. 93) Why aren't there any sandboxes in Harlem? Cats keep trying to bury the baby niggers. 94) Hear about the new perfume for black women? It's called "Eau de doo dah day." 95) Why are so many niggers moving to Detroit? They heard there were no jobs there. 96) What is white yet has a black asshole? The Washington D.C. Mayor's office. 97) What does cotton have in common with noses? Niggers are good at picking both. 98) What do you call a conversation between Jesse Jackson and James Brown? Gibberish 99) Why was the wheelbarrow invented? To teach Niggers to walk on their hind legs. 100) What is printed on all African products? "Untouched by human hands."
  13. [GSG-9] reCon

    Niki

    Prieks HaStrO - feminine tas ir - anglju valodaa, un shis shifrs noziimee sievieshu puse, oor sieviete kas seezj radleraa, spriezjot peec radlera tur sieviete iekshaa aiznjem 88% tapee arii shis fenomens izveeleejaas niku.
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    Niki

    Par Matildi nezinu, but Betuska.. vins peec meitenes velk. Vairaak vinjam piestaaveetu niks klementiina
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    gta

    Taa beidzot ir gta servs. Ja gribat lai gta pilniibaa ieruleetu tad te ir saits kuraa var dabuut jaunas mashiinas utt. http://gta3.gamigo.de/
  16. ik peec katras ieieshanas speelee jarestartee C-D nevar ieiet serverii, tad disconnect un iet citaa Vajag uzreiz iet vienaa serverii un speeleet. Vismaz man taa ir.
  17. Domaajaat ka paaraadiijies superrembo 2? + kanlux tas dzeks neko nedariis....
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