babaac

neesmu maakslinieks dizhs, bet tas tik taa priekam nobildeeju!

es domaaju, ka jaa! man tas kaut kaa pilniigi nekasa, tik pateicu to ko gribeeju sauliit! :*

pasham smiekli nenaak?

es iedomaajos apmeeram taa : "tu seedi un blato, cereedams(vai luukdams Dievu), ka nekas nebuuus, bet pamazaam saac miizt arvien vairaak!!1111!" nuubinjsh

vai man tikai liekas, vai tu ceri, ka visi te aakstaas?

nee, atvainojos ne tur iepostoju bet chaliit izskataas, ka tev suudinji buus ^^ man patiik shitaadi kadri

Me: hi God: Hello. What is your name? Me: Martins! and your? God: Hi, Martins. Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? What kind of food do you like? Me: I like to ea shits! and you? God: I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like? I am so glad you find this amusing, Martins. I am so glad you find this amusing, Martins. Me: God, its like an apple if you know what is that! God how old are you uncle fucker? God: I am a Christian. I am a Christian. Me: nice please answer the second question God: Thank you for your kindness. Me: lol? God: I'm glad you find this amusing. Me: of course God: Ah. Me: blah? or bljed suka? God: Etc. Etc. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Me: then your stupid God: I may be stupid, but I know the difference between "you're" and "your". Me: kkk God: What are you saying? Me: ry God: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Me: sry God: Tell me more about your . Me: I'm very sexy female :0 God: I don't know anyone named sexy female 0. Me: now you know God: Why now? Yes I know. Me: what now? God: Oh. Didn't you understand it? Me: nope God: Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better. Me: yes please God: Your polite style is very nice. Hurrah! Me: hehe its fun with you! God: I get it. its fun with me. How did you hear about God? Me: I didnt hear, i saw you in newspaper God: Can you give me a more specific reference? The name of the paper and the date, please. Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: yes God: I can't believe it. Me: thats your problem God: I am glad you finally told me what my problem is, Martins. Me: God: How did you hear about God? Me: God: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. hehe! interesanti

redzeets, takaa necieshu sourse tad necieshu arii visus video kas taisiiti sakaraa ar vinju!

vieniigaa miniclip sakariigaa speele = biljards! pa shito =

hehe nice! respect! 10/10 P.S. pats esmu nuubs tikai ar scout esmu dalecis

nee vnk kad skriinus taisiiju, tad veel bija, bet itkaa peectam sataisiiju un nebij vairaak bet ok plds, ka pateici meegjinaashu atrast!

bija, veel trepeem gljuki? jeb tu peec skreena saki? man vnk likaas, ka es visus izlaboju =/

mosh nokachaa un pameegjini? awp_bedres buutu pilniigi bezsakariigs nosaukums, taa jau nav awp mape!

sviesc! psc! reaali neviena bilde neko neliecinaaja

ja tas bija man domaats, tad uzreiz saku dzhekinj tu esi nuubs un kaads labums mums no taa treilera? mees redzam, kaa izskataas cs? aaa lasiiju ieprieksheejos postos, ka tip var redzeet kaadi effeckti, omfg! lol pashi vienkaarshaakie effekti LOL P.S. necenshos gudri runaat, jo man jau nevaig izcelties, kaa dazham labam ar uuberiigu muuviju, aaa sorz "traileri" (ieteiktu tev uzzinaat ko tas vaards iisti noziimee shajaa gadiijumaa, jo tu sevi tikai paraadi muljkja lomaa ar saviem postiem! )

mana maaksla

ehh nesen izdzeesu

bla, bla, bla uztaisiiju mapi, for fan! author = babaac maptype = fy(fight - yard) available weapons = scout, mac10, mp5, awp, m4a1, ak47, HE time of day = morning season = spring maximum players = 26 textures used = de_airstrip.wad, halflife.wad, czcs_militia screeni te, te un te mape = sheit

dzhekinj prikols no taada muuvika, ja nav neviena fraga? aizmidzinaat tautu? nee nu labi atziistu kvalitaate ownzzz! veerteet pat negribas...

eeem, nu beidzot varu atkal postot! sen jau gribeeju izteikties! nu tad taa! 1.) "spoki" - lazha, nu labi reaali padomaajot, neticu, jo ar mani nekad nav noticis, nekas taads, lai man liktos, ka spoki vareetu pastaaveet! bija gadiijums, kad bija krietni mazaaks, atceros kaa pamodos naktii piegaaju pie loga un redzeeju sarkanas acis! bet esmu pilniigi droshs, ka tas man ir galvaa! 2.) citplaneetieshi... tieshaam ticu, ka ir taadi! aizvakar pat skatiijos raidiijumu pa "National Geographic" kanaalu! jaasaka, ka tajaa briidii bija apgruuutinaata dzirdeeshana, jo apkaart bija visaadi trokshnji! nu kr4 uzskatu, ka dazhas vietas bija pilniigs izdomaajums, bet dahzas domaaju, ka ne! izdomaajums(manupraat) : viena sieviete staastiija, kaa pa nakti guleejusi un atcereejusies, ka vinjai kaklaa iedurts ass priekshmets, bet tas neesot bijis ljoti saapiigi, kad pamodaas neko nav jutusi, bet draugi pamaniija duuriena peedas kaklaa un sieviete devaas pie daktera, aarsts atklaaja, kad ir iznjemts kautkaads mazs kaulinjsh no sievietes galvaskausa! uzskatu, ka pilniiga lazha =/! Reaali daudz runaaja, par kautkaadiem meteoriitiem, kas nokritushi uz zemes un tajos iekshaa bija kautkaads "geens" vai kautkas uz to pusi! kaa aju teicu bija apgruutinaata dzirdeeshana un lietu liidz galam neizpratu! tad veel bija runa par to, ka citplaneetieshi, nav uz citas planeetas, bet varbuut tie ir uz zemes, taakaa muusu vecvec...vecaaki! atcereejos gadiijumu! droshvien jau lielaakaa dalja buus dzirdeejusi, par atgadiijumu ar amerikas zemuudeni! nu kr4 jebkuraa gadijumaa notikumi bija apmeeram taadi: viena amerikas zemuudene saskreejaas ar kautkaadu nezinaamu objektu, kursh uudenii paarvietojies ar aatrumu 200 km/h, bet kaa zinaams pagaidaam cilveeki ir izveidojushi zemuudens transprotu, kursh kaa maksimums vareetu sasniegt 40 km/h, un tas jau ir pirmais secinaajums! tad apkaart sasteidzaas amerikas kugji un paspeeja no uudens izcelt vienu metaala gabalu un tad shajaa vietaa kur notika sadursme apkaart novietojaas 12 nezinaami peldoshi objekti(kautkas liidziigs zemuudenei) un neljaava kugjiem tikt klaat, peec kaada laika, viss mistiski pazuda un palicis bija vairs tikai tas viens metaala gabals ko zinaatnieki izpeetija! secinaajumi bija taadi, ka shaads metaals nekad veel nav izveidots uz zemes! nu vot tas arii taads stranijs gadiijums! zinu, ka ir arii kautkad 70tajos gados bijusi kautkaada nezinaama objekta avaarija, bet visi pieraadijumi tika tureeti slepeniibaa! aaa un raidiijuma beigaas piemineeja, ka varbuut jebkursh cilveeks ir "citplaneetietis"! par taam piramiidaam jaasak godiigi neesmu neko dizhi intereseejies un taapeec labaak par to kluseeshu! labi taadas manas domas! cerams, ka kaads arii izlasiis! P.S. sekoju liidzi topikam un izlasiiju visus postus! atbalstu beefu un paareejos, kas bij ar vinju vismaz liidziigaas domaas!

mmm... nevaru nepiekrist

tu tikai teelo muljkji vai taads esi? ai labi viss pietiks offtopaa tukshi gvelzt!

crushy nokachaa dc++

hentai kautkaa galiigi liekas pretiigs! nez skatos paarsvaraa amerikaanju multenes, ar humorisku vai vardarbisku raksturu, japaanji galiigi iesuukaa manaas aciis...