Hugo Posted August 25, 2007 Report Share Posted August 25, 2007 <JonJonB> Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book <JonJonB> Let's see the results... <JonJonB> "Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry. <JonJonB> "Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything <JonJonB> A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to. <JonJonB> "Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work." <JonJonB> "Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. " <JonJonB> Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls <JonJonB> "Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!" <JonJonB> The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils. <JonJonB> He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue. <JonJonB> He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them. <JonJonB> Ok <JonJonB> I have found, definitive proof <JonJonB> that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all <JonJonB> "Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he? <melusine > O_______O <JonJonB> Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang <JonJonJonB> Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip. <JonJonJonB> 'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~ jeyna ~ Posted August 25, 2007 Report Share Posted August 25, 2007 Es atvainojos, bet kas īsti ir 'wang' ? Spārns ? O.o btw, pēdējais foršs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugo Posted August 25, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2007 btw, pēdējais foršs. man ari bija neskaidrs, bet iedomajoties, ka tas ir domats ka viriesha dzimumorgans, bija riktigi recigi aa un sparns ir wing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~ jeyna ~ Posted August 25, 2007 Report Share Posted August 25, 2007 neesmu pārliecināts, bet man šķiet kaut kur biju dzirdējis, ka spārnus arī par wang sauc, bet nu čista nezinu. Nevaru iedomāties, kas precīzi tur domāts ar to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExtraOrdinary Posted August 25, 2007 Report Share Posted August 25, 2007 lol nu hugo liek iekšā kaudzi ar prikoliem pats viņus pat kārtīgi nesaprotot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acido Posted August 25, 2007 Report Share Posted August 25, 2007 Jā, wang nozīme ir "spārns". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pain Posted August 25, 2007 Report Share Posted August 25, 2007 paskatāmies te? A slang term for the penis, primarily in North America and the UK. Certain dictionaries list this under whang, which may be a variant or the source of the word wang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugo Posted August 25, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2007 da labi! nuuu moins. bet ta nezinashana padarija visu tik smiekligu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revoked Posted August 26, 2007 Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 tavaita kuram katram ezelim ieies paurii ka tur ir domaats penis enviei riktigi reeciigs norekties toch garantets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenzy. Posted August 26, 2007 Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 Lol var parsmieties Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macho Posted August 26, 2007 Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 Nevaru iedomāties, kas precīzi tur domāts ar to. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL kā būtu ar WING kā spārnu? omglol wang loģiski, ka ir domāts penis, cik stulbam ir jābūt lai to nesaprastu It īpaši pēc tiem tekstiem Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang un vispār, es nesaprotu kāpēc te ir jāliek prikoli no basha? Varbūt pāris nūbi te bashu nelasa, bet nu tas arī viss... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baarbijvecis Posted August 26, 2007 Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 imho te 90% nelasa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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