Jaanis Posted September 19, 2006 Report Share Posted September 19, 2006 ja kautcik patiik simpsoni, tad patiks arii shis links . var atrast daudz peerles 125 Jebus. Many fans' favourite segment... Homer [to Rev Lovejoy, as he is being forced into a plane to the South Pacific]: 'Wait, I'm no missionary! I don't even believe in Jebus! Let me out!' [Homer runs to the door and pounds on it. Cut to outside, looking in the window] Homer: 'Oh, save me Jebus!' 78 Marge: 'Homer, is this the way you pictured married life?' Homer: 'Pretty much. Except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.' 123. Or Ned Flanders, telling a bedtime story. 'And Harry Potter and all his wizard friends... went straight to hell for practising witchcraft.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Posted September 19, 2006 Report Share Posted September 19, 2006 bija jautri lasiit snx 19-22 How not to play blackjack: Dealer:'19.' Homer: Hit me! Dealer: '20.' Homer: 'Hit Me!' Dealer: '21.' Homer: 'Hit me!' Dealer: '22.' Homer: 'D'oh!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macho Posted September 19, 2006 Report Share Posted September 19, 2006 nebija mana mīļākā quote: Kent Brockman: Is Homer Simpson a communist? We spoke to his father about this... *flashes to Abe Simpson on screen* Reporter: Is your son a communist? Grandpa: My son is not a communist...He may be fat, stupid, an idiot, a communist....but he is NOT a pornstar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiSKS Posted September 19, 2006 Report Share Posted September 19, 2006 (edited) njaa pashi labaakie te nav, bet ir jau kruti P.S. atceros no dragiem vienu labu Lisa-> Flandersam:Why are you moving?? Flanders: i have see a vision , where i am shooting your father.... Lisa:Ohh... But if you really are going to shoot Homer than remember our family motto NOT IN THE FACE <<< EDIT: macho ar labs EDIT2: ...and where it comes from: Homer: 'Lisa, honey, are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?' Lisa: 'No.' Homer: 'Ham?' Lisa: 'No.' Homer: 'Pork chops?' Lisa: 'Dad! Those all come from the same animal!' Homer: [chuckles] Yeah, right Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal. Edited September 19, 2006 by RiSKS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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