l33t Posted October 19, 2007 Report Share Posted October 19, 2007 http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Latvia es vēl tagad lasu un rēcu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*jancis38* Posted October 19, 2007 Report Share Posted October 19, 2007 (edited) mjā, gandrīz no krēsla nokritu. Edited October 19, 2007 by *jancis38* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feik Posted October 19, 2007 Report Share Posted October 19, 2007 (edited) LOL! "They were famous for their cannibalism (they also killed dinosaurs - Tyranosaurs. Actually they were one of the most reasonable reasons why dinosaurs disappeared)" Šitais vispār MEGALOL! "Latvia is home to Hollymežs (Hollywood is a parody of Hollymežs). Some of the most well-known films which were filmed in Hollymežs are "Mr. and Mrs. Janis" "Star Wars" (with a Vairočka Skywalker in a main role), and "Mommy Mommy, There is a Janis Under My Bed!" The only way to escape Latvian is to cut off one of your legs and throw it to him (Aim for the eyes or any other vital parts). Then jump away (really) fast! Edited October 19, 2007 by Feik Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Nattye_ Posted October 19, 2007 Report Share Posted October 19, 2007 tas ir kautkas labs nabaga kalvis Head of goverment Mr. Pigman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l33t Posted October 19, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2007 Latvians are very dangerous It is belived that Latvians have two tanks only to show their youth how pathetic are enemies. True Latvians don't need tanks, planes or any other weapons. They can win any other nation (like United States on Arctica) barehanded or sometimes just by declaring war. No one knows why they are so unstoppable although it is supposed that they have secret energy source kept somewhere underground... The only way to escape Latvian is to cut off one of your legs and throw it to him (Aim for the eyes or any other vital parts). Then jump away (really) fast. Latvian's may also use their other effective defense mechanism. Throwing belashi (piragi), a traditional Latvian dish filled with the innards of several animals that you dont want to know about. They have been known to have very good aim when throwing these and project them at your body their two belashi launching tanks. When pirags or belashs.hshss .. hits living body, it crawls under skin and eventually reaches brain, therefore taking over. Zombified enemies are usally gathered together to form new army divisions. rofl man jau sāk sāpēt vēders Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eM` Posted October 20, 2007 Report Share Posted October 20, 2007 Latvians like to sing, rape, drink beer, eat ridiculous amounts of hard-boiled eggs, grow long hair and dominate the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bencik Posted October 20, 2007 Report Share Posted October 20, 2007 VOt cilvekiem, nav ko dariit, un shitaadu huijnu raksta Kalviitis driiz tapat nebuus premjers, tapeec, tas pigmen buus janem araaa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m3rsy Posted October 20, 2007 Report Share Posted October 20, 2007 Famous Latvians A little known fact about Latvian society is that the name Janis is in fact universal, and can be applied to anyone and anything. Scientists from "National Atrofieren Sarunvalod' Administratzij"(NaSa) have stated that "Janis" is not a noun. It is actually a plural of the adjective "Juris", and therefore must be treated as an irregular French verb. Image:Ben king of Latvia.JPG King Benedict during his first excursion to the moon in 2043. * Janis Kalvitis * Janis Niklass * Janis Berzins * Janis Dickenson * Janis Zane Talberga Šķīstā (ak varenā) * Janis Janis * Janis Nejanis * Janis Peteritis (Petušoks) * Janis Pliners * Janis Kravitz * Janis Juris Valdis * Janis Krauklis * Janis Berzinsh * Janis Kaupers * Janis Kirils * Janis Bush * Jana Cova * Janis Clintons * Janis bin Ladens * Janis Rainis * Jana Lewinskis * Janis Joplin * Janis Lenin * Jana Thatcher * Jana Spears * Vaira-Jānis Vike Freiberga * Janis Verpakovskis * Jana Zozuļa * Janis Pliners * Janis Repše * Janis Zurofs * Janis Olgerts * Janis Gates * Janis Husein * Janis Claudis Van Dammis * Janis Vitally Miheev * Janis (Lili)Putin (being Latvian, he does not like Latvians) * Janis Dainis Ebils * Janis Mara Auka * Janis Miervaldis Aita * Janis Frankenshteinitis * Janis Sarkanpedainaisdobetupetajs * Janis Kaspars Zaņģis (sometimes Gaņģis) * Jānis Oļegznaroks * Janis Mazdajs * Janis Oļgerts Lopiņš * Janis Kaspars Krūtsgals * Janis Ilgvars Verbālais * Jānis Jāklis * Janis Vilkapauc * Janis Knokouts Konterstraiks * Janis-Vadik Jeebus * Janis Rasma Jākle * Janis ExtremeR * Janis Metaalists * Janis Kaspars Freimanis * Janis... * Janis GurchiksX * Janis Kids Ranqe - LatviaN HeRo! (i own him) * Janis Il_t3h_n00b shitie labi iespeera Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mazulis_ponijs Posted October 20, 2007 Report Share Posted October 20, 2007 Riktīgi rēcīgi! Mr. Pigman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
traktorists^ Posted October 20, 2007 Report Share Posted October 20, 2007 haha beat this: Latvia has one of the strongest governments in the whole world. It consists of 3 1/2 men, half pig- half man and a magic pumpkin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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