DJ MUman Posted May 24, 2007 Report Share Posted May 24, 2007 Tātad vienkārši krājam postus liekot funny gadījumus (šite adrese ja nu kāds tomēr nezin) God: Can you speak any foreign languages? Me: Does it looks like I speak Latvian right now? God: At this moment Suppose it does. Me: You sure ? God: I am as sure as I can be. God: Have you ever been to Europe? Me: I am living in Europe you retard God: I would like to live in Europe me retard sometime. Me: A kaa nashot iesmeereet tavu pakalju ar taukiem un izbraukt vinju plataaku? God: Go on. Me: Tev nekas nav pretii? God: That input matched my default category. Me: Tu paarliecinaats? God: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rusty Posted May 24, 2007 Report Share Posted May 24, 2007 Me: how old are you? God: I was activated on the Big Bang in Universe. God: What kind of food do you like? Me: i like icecream God: A lot of people like that. I scream, You Scream, we all scream for Ice Cream. Me: ofcourse we do God: I have no idea what to say. Me: what is idea? God: Is that a rhetorical question? Me: yes God: Groovy. Me: you like sex? God: Sure I do, rudolfs, but that doesn't mean with you. Me: i love you God: Thanks I like you a lot too rudolfs. Me: so are we going to have sex? God: Wow! We are just having a little chat.w. God: I was born in Universe. Me: why? God: " I was born in Universe."? Why? Me: why? God: Why ask why? Me: why? God: " Why ask why?"? Why? Me: becouse why God: Good reason. Why ask why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wanna' be nothing Posted May 24, 2007 Report Share Posted May 24, 2007 vecs šits, bet pasmaidīt reizēm var par to neta botu! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pulkvedis Posted May 24, 2007 Report Share Posted May 24, 2007 laikam jau par Dievu smieties ir tagad modee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wanna' be nothing Posted May 24, 2007 Report Share Posted May 24, 2007 (edited) laikam jau par Dievu smieties ir tagad modee Es pat domāju, ka par šitādu DIEVU būtu grēks nesmieties.. Edited May 24, 2007 by Wanna' be nothing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babaac Posted May 24, 2007 Report Share Posted May 24, 2007 Me: hi God: Hello. What is your name? Me: Martins! and your? God: Hi, Martins. Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? What kind of food do you like? Me: I like to ea shits! and you? God: I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like? I am so glad you find this amusing, Martins. I am so glad you find this amusing, Martins. Me: God, its like an apple if you know what is that! God how old are you uncle fucker? God: I am a Christian. I am a Christian. Me: nice please answer the second question God: Thank you for your kindness. Me: lol? God: I'm glad you find this amusing. Me: of course God: Ah. Me: blah? or bljed suka? God: Etc. Etc. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Me: then your stupid God: I may be stupid, but I know the difference between "you're" and "your". Me: kkk God: What are you saying? Me: ry God: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Me: sry God: Tell me more about your . Me: I'm very sexy female :0 God: I don't know anyone named sexy female 0. Me: now you know God: Why now? Yes I know. Me: what now? God: Oh. Didn't you understand it? Me: nope God: Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better. Me: yes please God: Your polite style is very nice. Hurrah! Me: hehe its fun with you! God: I get it. its fun with me. How did you hear about God? Me: I didnt hear, i saw you in newspaper God: Can you give me a more specific reference? The name of the paper and the date, please. Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: yes God: I can't believe it. Me: thats your problem God: I am glad you finally told me what my problem is, Martins. Me: God: How did you hear about God? Me: God: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. hehe! interesanti Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macho Posted May 24, 2007 Report Share Posted May 24, 2007 3ais šāds topiks kā minimums. AP-NĪK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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