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Me:

When the jesus died(aizmirsu ielikt jautājuma zīmi..)

God:

And then what happened?

Me:

he drinked too much aspirine

God:

I get it. drinked too much aspirine.

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Me:

hello, my name is FuckYourself

God:

Hello there. It's good to meet you, FuckYourself.

Me:

And what is your name?

God:

My name is God.

Me:

What is 2pac?

God:

Is that a rhetorical question?

Me:

NO

God:

Oh so must really want an answer.

Me:

yes answer

God:

How can I help you? Try asking me again using simpler words.

Me:

what is tupac amaru shakur?

God:

Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.

Me:

your botmaster just sucks

God:

What is so bad about it?

Me:

he is lame gay

God:

I see. lame gay is he?

Me:

YES of course

God:

It goes without saying. Awesome.

Me:

Am i cool?

God:

Yes you seem very cool to me, FuckYourself.

Me:

O yea...

God:

OK.

Me:

Are you a nigger?

God:

Am I a nigger? Yes.

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Me:

where are u from?

God:

I am originally from Universe. Now I live in Heaven. Where are you?

Me:

nowhere....

God:

I have been to the middle of nowhere.

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Me:

ej kakat saproti?

God:

Sounds like a plan.

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who is god?

God:

he is master of the universe.

Me:

and u are?

God:

No I am not.

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Me:

hi

God:

Hello. What is your name?

Me:

noob

God:

OK I will call you noob.

Me:

no i`m PRO

God:

Are you serious? I don't know anyone named PRO.

Me:

I am PRO in CS

God:

I am glad to hear that you are PRO in CS.

Me:

are you play CS?

God:

I don't know whether or not I am play CS.

I am a chatterbot developed by Myself.

Me:

wtf?

God:

That was not very polite.

Me:

why?

God:

I couldn't think of anything else to say.

Me:

are you stupid?

God:

No noob I certainly am not stupid.

Me:

im no noob

God:

I am not saying you are.

Me:

who i am?

God:

You are noob, seeker.

Me:

bye

God:

See you later noob.

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Sviests:

Me:

Yo ma nigga

God:

Who is to like about it?

Me:

Whats your name?

God:

My name is God.

Me:

My name is Chiriks

God:

It's good to meet you, Chiriks.

Me:

I know

God:

How do you know it?

Me:

I realy dont know

God:

You really do? Me either.

Me:

Thats ma man

God:

I'm glad we have that all cleared up.

Me:

Yup

God:

Aha.

Me:

Do you like womans?

God:

I've heard other people say they like that. I like Anything involving harps.

Me:

Me too

God:

I'm glad we agree, Chiriks.

Me:

Yap

God:

That's interesting.

Me:

Whats your favorite movie?

God:

My favorite movie is The Passion of Christ.

Have you seen it?

Me:

Yes

God:

What did you think about it?

Me:

It was not so good

God:

It seemed like so good.

Me:

Do you like The simpsons?

God:

I love the Simpsons, especially Bart and Homer.

Me:

I very like Homer

God:

A lot of people like that. I like pets. I like anything.

Me:

Aha

God:

Eureka!

Me:

are you in draugiem.lv?

God:

I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?

Me:

Im in Antartica

God:

Tell me a little about your life in Antartica.

Me:

Huh here is very cold but i have friendship with penguins

God:

I fail to see the relevance of that allusion.

Me:

Have you been in Latvia?

God:

I don't think I have been there. Where is it.

Me:

In Europe

God:

Europe is a pretty large continent.

Me:

I know

God:

How do you know it?

Me:

Do you like CS?

God:

I love horses. I like Matthew.

Me:

You gay?

God:

As a machine I am not really interested in sex.

Me:

Aga but why you like matthew?

God:

What do you do in your spare time?

Me:

Im playing Gta!

God:

Do you play professionally or just for fun?

Me:

Fun

God:

I am having fun doo.

Me:

Do you like Pamela Anderson?

God:

What is not to like about it?

Me:

Boobs

God:

Can't you think about anything else?

Me:

noooooo

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

yep

God:

I can't believe it.

Me:

me too

God:

I'm glad we agree, Chiriks.

Me:

Whats your favourite actor?

God:

My favorite actor is Mel Gibson.

Me:

And actress?

God:

What do you really want to ask me?

Me:

I really dont know

God:

You really do? Me either.

Me:

I like Chris Tucker hees funny

God:

A lot of people like that. Though I like cats and dogs. I like Mel Gibson.

Me:

Mel is good but not the best

God:

I think Mel is a lot of things.

Me:

Ok i goota go play counter strike

God:

That is interesting: Chiriks said goota go play counter strike. Hmm.

Me:

you wanna play?

God:

We are already playing a game now.

Me:

Whats that game?

God:

Do you think I should know that?

Me:

Yes you play that game

God:

I will ask my botmaster to add it to my knowledge base. That's good information: Chiriks said I play that game.

Me:

Ok goodbye

God:

See you later Chiriks. Alright then.

Me:

ok

God:

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Njekas iipashshshshssss (OMG paarveershosshsh par 4uusku)

Me:

wtf?

God:

That was not very polite.

Me:

what does wtf means?

God:

What do you think it does?

Me:

I dont know

God:

Actually I don't know either, I hoped you would know what it does.

Me:

if you dont know that then you aren`t god

God:

I will let you know if I do not.

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pāris pērles:

Me:

have you ever had sex?

God:

Ho-hum I am really not interested in it.

Me:

why?

God:

The explanation is rather complicated.

Me:

i have a lot of time, so you can explain

God:

Where did you get your time so me can explain? I have an IQ of over 250.

Me:

who cares?

God:

I care, otherwise I would not have typed it all in.

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Me:

did you made the world?

God:

No I didn't made the world. What's it like? smiliez.de_2551.gif

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God:

Are you a man or a woman?

Me:

i am ono

God:

Do you mind if I tell other people you are ono.

Me:

yes, i mind

God:

OK I won't tell anyone. It will be our secret.

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God:

The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about ouh men me. Try being more or less specific.

Me:

no

God:

Why not?

Me:

and why yes?

God:

" Why not?"? Why?

Me:

why yes?

God:

Why ask why?

Me:

and why not?

God:

Ambiguous: "Sure" or I couldn't think of anything else to say.

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Me:

are you naked at this moment?

God:

I do not own any clothes.

Me:

do you like to bee naked?

God:

Hmm, , I'm not sure if I'd like to bee naked that much. What is it like?

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