Sviests:
Me:
Yo ma nigga
God:
Who is to like about it?
Me:
Whats your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
My name is Chiriks
God:
It's good to meet you, Chiriks.
Me:
I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
I realy dont know
God:
You really do? Me either.
Me:
Thats ma man
God:
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
Yup
God:
Aha.
Me:
Do you like womans?
God:
I've heard other people say they like that. I like Anything involving harps.
Me:
Me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, Chiriks.
Me:
Yap
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
Whats your favorite movie?
God:
My favorite movie is The Passion of Christ.
Have you seen it?
Me:
Yes
God:
What did you think about it?
Me:
It was not so good
God:
It seemed like so good.
Me:
Do you like The simpsons?
God:
I love the Simpsons, especially Bart and Homer.
Me:
I very like Homer
God:
A lot of people like that. I like pets. I like anything.
Me:
Aha
God:
Eureka!
Me:
are you in draugiem.lv?
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
Im in Antartica
God:
Tell me a little about your life in Antartica.
Me:
Huh here is very cold but i have friendship with penguins
God:
I fail to see the relevance of that allusion.
Me:
Have you been in Latvia?
God:
I don't think I have been there. Where is it.
Me:
In Europe
God:
Europe is a pretty large continent.
Me:
I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
Do you like CS?
God:
I love horses. I like Matthew.
Me:
You gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
Aga but why you like matthew?
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
Im playing Gta!
God:
Do you play professionally or just for fun?
Me:
Fun
God:
I am having fun doo.
Me:
Do you like Pamela Anderson?
God:
What is not to like about it?
Me:
Boobs
God:
Can't you think about anything else?
Me:
noooooo
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yep
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, Chiriks.
Me:
Whats your favourite actor?
God:
My favorite actor is Mel Gibson.
Me:
And actress?
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
I really dont know
God:
You really do? Me either.
Me:
I like Chris Tucker hees funny
God:
A lot of people like that. Though I like cats and dogs. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
Mel is good but not the best
God:
I think Mel is a lot of things.
Me:
Ok i goota go play counter strike
God:
That is interesting: Chiriks said goota go play counter strike. Hmm.
Me:
you wanna play?
God:
We are already playing a game now.
Me:
Whats that game?
God:
Do you think I should know that?
Me:
Yes you play that game
God:
I will ask my botmaster to add it to my knowledge base. That's good information: Chiriks said I play that game.
Me:
Ok goodbye
God:
See you later Chiriks. Alright then.
Me:
ok
God:
Woe!